Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

Hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wanaoumia. Hata kama unawachukia vipi hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wowote wanaopitia hali ngumu.

Kwa jinsi mnavyobisha hali yenyu ya njaa inabidi tuwakejeli maana kuna wenzio wanadai hali yenyu ni bora zaidi yetu!

 

[Geza Ulole]

seems the guy got kawivu kuona vile tourism ina-boom!

 

[President of China]

Hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wanaoumia. Hata kama unawachukia vipi hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wowote wanaopitia hali ngumu.

Sisi kaka zenu hatuwezi kuwacheka tupo pamoja na nyie.
Poleni sana wadogo zetu. Sema EGO itawateketeza wote.

Sisi huku tunakula na kusaza.

 

[Justinr]

Unalinganisha Dar na Kisumu. Huna hata haya!

Kama hujaelewa mada ...funga bakuli na upite kimyakimya umeskia kizuuu....

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[President of China]

seems the guy got kawivu kuona vile tourism ina-boom!

Wakenya walivyo washamba hudhani wimbo wa hakuna matata ni wa kwao.
But wimbo huo uliimbwa na BONEY M
Miaka ya nyuma sana

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Bongo mnaumia kimya kimya, CCM imewafinya na ikawadanganya vile mnaishi vizuri kumbe ni kuteseka kama punda. 🤣🤣🤣 Sasa ona mnauziwa juice ya Orchid Valley ksh223. Poleni sana majirani.

Hahah na jee vitu basic like cooking Fat, sugar,?
Hawa,watu Ni PR tu,
Lazma Ni more expensive

 

[Mashashola]

Naona njaa imekula ubongo wote.
You have a pumpkin head

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Nmepata corona ya beberu

 

[President of China]

Naozea kuzimuView attachment 2001733

Kijana wa mama Ngina (Mke wa hayati Kenyatta). Tuliza kichwa maana ukiendelea hivi utakuwa kichaa.

 

[Simon]

 

[Mashashola]

Kijana wa mama Ngina (Mke wa hayati Kenyatta). Tuliza kichwa maana ukiendelea hivi utakuwa kichaa.

Beberu hatari hapendi matusi ya chato

 

[nairobae]

jamaa hajui kuwa serikali inaweka kodi kubwa kwa imported goods ili kuencourage bidhaa za ndani.. kwamba watu waachane na kukununua bidhaa za nje ili wanunue bidhaa za ndan za akina bakhresa na etc kwa bei ndogo na kwa wingi ... tatizo ndo hivyo majamaa ni zero brains.. vitu kama hiv hawawezi kuelewa

Maziwa 500ml processed in your own country mnauziwa ksh72 while Kenya haipiti shilingi 50. The cost of production is high in your country na bado mkona a big deficit, so you have to import to bridge the gap. The government can only increase tax on imported products if you already produce enough in your country.

 

[President of China]

Beberu hatari hapendi matusi ya chatoView attachment 2001742

Ndenda kale kwanza mwanangu

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hahah na jee vitu basic like cooking Fat, sugar,?
Hawa,watu Ni PR tu,
Lazma Ni more expensive

the fruits u produce juices come from Tanzania! Tanzania produces more sugar than Kenya, u r just good at importation!

 

[babayao255]

jamaa hajui kuwa serikali inaweka kodi kubwa kwa imported goods ili kuencourage bidhaa za ndani.. kwamba watu waachane na kukununua bidhaa za nje ili wanunue bidhaa za ndan za akina bakhresa na etc kwa bei ndogo na kwa wingi ... tatizo ndo hivyo majamaa ni zero brains.. vitu kama hiv hawawezi kuelewa

Nikiwaambia mkoloni aliondokaga na akili zao muwe mnanielewa jamani.

 

[The best 007]

Maziwa 500ml processed in your own country mnauziwa ksh72 while Kenya haipiti shilingi 50. The cost of production is high in your country na bado mkona a big deficit, so you have to import to bridge the gap. The government can only increase tax on imported products if you already produce enough in your country.

Hapa ndio unaona umejitetea ili usionekane hujui uchumi, yn hapa ndio umekunya kabisa, bora ungekaa kmy watu tujue uliteleza lkn hapa umetoa boko mfano wa kimba, yani vitu vyote vinavyouzwa cheap hujaviona ila umeona maziwa tu, na kwamba maziwa ndiyo yanayo justify cost of production au co.

Wakenya hamna akili.

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[babayao255]

Ukisikiliza huu wimbo utagundua aliyeimba ameimba upotoshaji kwa asilimia kubwa.

Nilisikiliza nikafika sehemu anasema eti jengo la CRDB Chato siku hizi ni club wakati bank inafanya kazi akasema tena eti uwanja wa ndege Chato ndege haziendi wakati ATCL wanaenda mara tatu kwa wiki.

 

[The best 007]

Ukisikiliza huu wimbo utagundua aliyeimba ameimba upotoshaji kwa asilimia kubwa.

Nilisikiliza nikafika sehemu anasema eti jengo la CRDB Chato siku hizi ni club wakati bank inafanya kazi akasema tena eti uwanja wa ndege Chato ndege haziendi wakati ATCL wanaenda mara tatu kwa wiki.

Wasanii wengi wa bongo wanasumbuliwa na shule so wanakosa uwezo wa kufuatilia mambo kiundani, so hawapendi kusoma na ndiyo maana wako shalow, wao wanaishia kusikia sikia na kutungia wimbo mambo waliyosikisikia pasipo kusoma kiundani, na ndiyo maana unakuta msanii anaimba vitu vyepesi vyepesi.

Ni bora wajikite kwenye nyimbo za mapenzi waimbe matusi basi lkn wasiimbe nyimbo za kuelimisha cz hawawezi kuelimisha wkt wao binafsi hawajaelimika.

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[Fundi kitasa]

Hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wanaoumia. Hata kama unawachukia vipi hakuna haja ya kucheka watu wowote wanaopitia hali ngumu.

Hatuchekii mzee sisi tunashangaa mnavyosema Kenya iko more food secure than tz mara food in kenya is way cheaper than tz while vitu kama hizi (njaa) keeps occurin in your country

 

[nairobae]

Hapa ndio unaona umejitetea ili usionekane hujui uchumi, yn hapa ndio umekunya kabisa, bora ungekaa kmy watu tujue uliteleza lkn hapa umetoa boko mfano wa kimba, yani vitu vyote vinavyouzwa cheap hujaviona ila umeona maziwa tu, na kwamba maziwa ndiyo yanayo justify cost of production au co.

Wakenya hamna akili.

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Empty words kama kawaida. 😂😂😂 Mnateseka kama punda, tukianza kuongelea bei ya sukari je?