Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Chester]

Mfano hii ni Australia iliingia 2019 ina speed ya 160 km/hr

 

[tuusan]

Umeanza kua mjinga kama wenzako

Usiumie Huo ni ukwel

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[Reborn Ktb]

Usiumie Huo ni ukwel

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🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Tazama vitu visafi mlivyotudanganya mtaletewa kumbe ilikuwa uongo tu. Malazy punguzeni uongo jameni. Uongo utakuja kuwauwa siku moja.
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😂 😂 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

KQ - The Best feeling you have when landing AT JKIA is listening to Kq theme song
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That KQ theme song's cool, shida ni safari huwa imeisha! 🤣

 

[nairobae]

Nairobi can flex, very instagrammable city.

 

[xng hua]

Nairobi can flex, very instagrammable city.

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niendelee ama nisiendelee?

 

[Ntaghacha]

Haooooo wamepigwa.
Reli class C
Stations vibanda vya mvua
Double stack haibebi
Miaka kumi imepita bado wanahangaika
Trains zenyewe bitwaa la ngombe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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😆😆😆😂😂😂Mnjifariji.

 

[Ntaghacha]

Tazama vitu visafi mlivyotudanganya mtaletewa kumbe ilikuwa uongo tu. Malazy punguzeni uongo jameni. Uongo utakuja kuwauwa siku moja.
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Inawauma Sana Ila mtafanyaje👇

 

[Teargas]

Inawauma Sana Ila mtafanyaje👇

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Lakini hii si ya Tanzania 😂😂😂

 

[tuusan]

Uchumi wetu hauna misingi Imara...inaniumiza sana I have to admit that,haiwezekani na hainiingii akilini kwamba thoruba kidogo tu tumeanguka

 

[Shebby01]

Tazama vitu visafi mlivyotudanganya mtaletewa kumbe ilikuwa uongo tu. Malazy punguzeni uongo jameni. Uongo utakuja kuwauwa siku moja.
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Toni subiri mzigo ufike aafu ndo uandike tamthilia fact remains we are far ahead of you 🙂

 

[Teargas]

Toni subiri mzigo ufike aafu ndo uandike tamthilia fact remains we are far ahead of you 🙂

Ahead in what? Please care to mention any.

 

[Nicxie]

Tanzanian 95%

Hiyo hesabu yako ukijumulisha na ya wale vilaza wengine inaingiana?

 

[Nicxie]

Toni subiri mzigo ufike aafu ndo uandike tamthilia fact remains we are far ahead of you 🙂

Far ahead of us in what?

 

[Simon]

Uchumi wetu hauna misingi Imara...inaniumiza sana I have to admit that,haiwezekani na hainiingii akilini kwamba thoruba kidogo tu tumeanguka

i’m not an economist.. kiuchumi, kuwa na misingi imara ni kuwa na nn? mifano!

 

[Uhuru n Umoja]

Tourism is one of the main pillars of our economy, yes good infrastructure is a very big priority. Unajua nyinyi hua na resources mingi lakini hamjui kutumia kisha muna anza kulalamika kwanini Kenya inapokea wageni wengi kuwashinda. We know how to package our stuff. Kama sahii our athletes who are heading to the Olympics. Sports attire zao ziko branded na Mpesa logo, tunajua kujiuza my friend. We are currently preparing Nairobi for Urban Tourism.

Wewe nawe una akili za Mafenesi!

Mnapata shilingi ngapi kwenye tourism? Mnapata wageni wengi most of whom ni beach-boys na wasukuma vitoroli kwenye maduka huko ulaya ambao hutembea kwa miguu wakiwa Kenya na kula Mihogo na Chips kavu kwenye vibanda na wenye nazo kati ya hao hula kwa mama ntilie.

Hii imepelekea Kenya kupata watalii wengi na mapato machache sana.

Ni Mjinga tu anaweza jenga terminal ya meli za kitalii instead ya kuwawezesha Pokots na wajinga wengine Kenya kujitosheleza chakula.

Kila mwezi Kenya kuna mtu anamuua ndugu yake wa damu kwa kugombania Ugali!

Man kills his father over ugali in Sivende village Kakamega county​

Rice, Chapati ni chakula cha anasa Kenya.

 

[game over]

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That damn poor red soil sucks.

 

[Mutaitina]

Uchumi wetu hauna misingi Imara...inaniumiza sana I have to admit that,haiwezekani na hainiingii akilini kwamba thoruba kidogo tu tumeanguka

Your kiswahili is abit deep, what does do you mean maybe we can engage

 

[nairobae]

The cluster and the greenery blend so well. Africa's best fintench city, dynamic city and most innovative city. Nairobi has scooped so many continental titles wengine wakibishania title ya population na ukubwa wa shamba.😂😂😂