Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Reborn Ktb]

Hizo video hapo ni wapi mdogo angu.? Sio kenya hapo.? 😂😂 Mnataka kutulisha matango.?

Usifanye nikuweke kundi moja na Ichoboy na dadake The best 007 😁

 

[President of China]

Usione aibu post maziwa na toothpick kama kawaida yako😀

Usidhani mimi ninafanana na mama Ngina. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Chang'aa imekula medulla oblongata yako.

Huna balance kwenye brain yako.

Sitaki kukuita wewe ni mpumbavu, kwa sababu wewe ni zaidi ya upumbavu wenyewe.

 

[Don YF]

Usituforce tufanane, gesi kenya si luxury ni neccessity lazima umiliki. Mkipigwa bao kubalini mbona tuusan amekubali bila ubishi.

Na ni cheaper ku own gas than kununua gunia moja ya makaa! Hawa hawajui Kenya, gas is taking over, na tunangoja gas ya mama Samia.,

 

[tuusan]

Na ni cheaper ku own gas than kununua gunia moja ya makaa! Hawa hawajui Kenya, gas is taking over, na tunangoja gas ya mama Samia.,

Gunia la mkaa ni cheap San pwani. ..kule moshi mkaa ni ghali kiasi...Mimi natumia mkaa gas na umeme me pamoja nikijaza mtungi wa 30kg natumia 3months,apo inaenda sambamba na mkaa...siku gas ikiisha natumia plate za umeme

 

[Nicxie]

Ukhekhekhekhekhekhe boga mwenzio kasema hii ni slum ama 🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇 Nicxie hvi nyinyi munafkiri mzungu ni mpumbavu kama nyinyi View attachment 1781853View attachment 1781855

Sasa huyo mzungu wako aambiwe saa hii achague sehemu ya kuishi kati ya Tandika middle income estate na Ruai 'slum' unafikiri atachagua wapi kati ya hizi sehemu mbili?

Tandika middle income estate

Ruai 'slum'

Tofauti ni kama ardhi na mbingu

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Usidhani mimi ninafanana na mama Ngina. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Chang'aa imekula medulla oblongata yako.

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Huna balance kwenye brain yako.

Sitaki kukuita wewe ni mpumbavu, kwa sababu wewe ni zaidi ya upumbavu wenyewe.

Yani umeenda ukadownload picha ya ubongo uniwekee, lazima umeumia vibaya sana. 😁😁😁 ugua pole

 

[Nicxie]

Huyu ndo yule taahira wakupost maziwa, haya leo post tena tucheke😂

Huyu ni yule smomi wa hisibati aliyetufanyiea hesabu za ajabu ajabu kwenye uzi fulani humu ndani. Yani alijiaibisha aise! Anajiita IT expert 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Yani umeenda ukadownload picha ya ubongo uniwekee, lazima umeumia vibaya sana. 😁😁😁 ugua pole

Unasubuliwa na safura. Muone daktari. Acha kula vyakula ovyo ovyo kibera.
🤣 🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Huyu ni yule smomi wa hisibati aliyetufanyiea hesabu za ajabu ajabu kwenye uzi fulani humu ndani. Yani alijiaibisha aise! Anajiita IT expert 😂 😂

Hapa hakuna mama Ngina wa kukutetea. Umeacha kusoma hesabu umeingia kwenye hisabati nikuulize maswali!?

 

[Nicxie]

kenya ukitoa nairobi wanaishi m,aisha ya dhiki sana, poor kenyans

We could be poor but not this poor. Tatu bora hatupo

 

[Kachengcheng]

Nipe mfano wa m'Turkana aliyeoa mkikuyu.

Braza yangu ameoa mturkana🥰😛

 

[President of China]

We could be poor but not this poor. Tatu bora hatupoView attachment 1782179

Nyie wakenya huwa hamtawadhi baada ya kukata gogo. Huwa mnatembea na matamahuruku kwenye nguo zenu.

 

[Nicxie]

Hapa hakuna mama Ngina wa kukutetea. Umeacha kusoma hesabu umeingia kwenye hisabati nikuulize maswali!?

IT expert 😂 😂 😂 😂
No wonder wengi wenu wanakuja Kenya kusoma. Sio kwa jinsi ulivyokata ile hisibati kwa shoka

 

[President of China]

IT expert 😂 😂 😂 😂
No wonder wengi wenu wanakuja Kenya kusoma. Sio kwa jinsi ulivyokata ile hisibati kwa shoka

Jifunze kutawadha kwanza.
Mzee hiyo hisibati ni yako na mama Ngina. Sisi tunafanya hisabati mwanangu.
Unajua Calculus wewe!?

 

[Kachengcheng]

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Mode of transport in tz right now, canter😂😂😂😂😂

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Nikama Afghanistan 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[eliakeem]

Braza yangu ameoa mturkana🥰😛

Kwani wee ni mkikuyu. Wee si ni Pokot.
🤣🤣🤣

 

[Kachengcheng]

Kwani wee ni mkikuyu. Wee si ni Pokot.
🤣🤣🤣

Mi Ni Mkenya😎🇰🇪🔥🔥

 

[ichoboy01]

Haya scandle ya kimataifa imepiga hodi failed state🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 ngumi zinalia sasa hapo bado uchaguzi

 

[Kachengcheng]

Haya scandle ya kimataifa imepiga hodi failed state🤣🤣🤣👇👇👇

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Sasa iko wapi scandal Hapa?🤔