Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

I meant once its connected to the national grid, can't you see that a typo.

Ninakuambia andika kwa kiswahili au nenda katupe flying toilet huko kibera.

 

[Mutaitina]

Andika kwa kiswahili kizungu chako broken kiandikie hukooo!! Kibera.

Okay

 

[Mutaitina]

Ninakuambia andika kwa kiswahili au nenda katupe flying toilet huko kibera.

Chill out you don't have to answer

 

[Lusematic]

Mercedes Benz niView attachment 1759496

ni noma naona ina kioo cha mbele macho mawili kama panzi

 

[President of China]

Okay

Mkiachana na bicycle Taxi mje tuongee

 

[Mutaitina]

Mkiachana na bicycle Taxi mje tuongee
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Okay

 

[President of China]

Chill out you don't have to answer

Sasa tunapangiana cha kufanya. Are you stupid or something!?

 

[President of China]

Okay

Ukiweza kuonesha speed ya internet kama hii nitakusikiliza. La sivyo nenda kagombanie usafiri.

 

[Teargas]

Mzee hayo masuala ya kuandika na kutafuta statistics kwenye paper. Yaimeisaidia nini Kenya kuondokana na;-
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Thanks for TBT, Nairobi having more water than the day that article was published. I know you hate facts, the day Tanzania will be mentioned with Kenya in the same sentence pia usisahau kunitag tafadhali.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

I meant once its connected to the national grid, can't you see that's a typo.

Does she even know what a 'typo' is??? 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Ukiweza kuonesha speed ya internet kama hii nitakusikiliza. La sivyo nenda kagombanie usafiri.View attachment 1759553

Oh, shit!!! Tuko 5G kudadadeki! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Po

Mkiachana na bicycle Taxi mje tuongee
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Desperation imekupeleka kwa picha za 2005😂😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Po

Desperation imekupeleka kwa picha za 2005😂😂

Hajui mwenye baiskeli, ana watoto University, ana shamba, ana nyumba yake, hiyo baiskeli tu hapo. Yeye je? 😂

 

[Teargas]

Ukiweza kuonesha speed ya internet kama hii nitakusikiliza. La sivyo nenda kagombanie usafiri.View attachment 1759553

But your phone bar is reading 0B/s😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

 

[Naton Jr]

Well said mkuu. Ila sijakusoma kwenye hiyo aya ya katikati. Naomba unifafanulie kidogo twende sawa.

Ila nina hofu Rioba anaweza kukatwa mabega mda wowote. Itambidi apunguze matumizi ya neno "mabeberu" maana hilo neno ni chukizo kwa wenye nchi ambao ninaamini pasi na shaka kuwa "they are back to business".

Lugenzi Kabale director wa program ya Tanzania Mpya TBC, kutokana na contents zake kuzungumzia sana projects za JPM pamoja na Caliber ya JPM kwenye uzalendo na uchapa kazi nahofia kifo cha JPM kitakua pigo kubwa mno kwa upande wake na program yake.

Na kweli kumbe hata wewe umeona, katika misamiati itayoondoka na JPM ni pamoja na hilo la mabeberu na huenda hata misamiati wa wanyonge tukausahau, naomba msamiati wa uzalendo na kuchapa kazi usiguswe.

 

[President of China]

But your phone bar is reading 0B/s😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂

Do you want to see my phone bar!?

 

[ichoboy01]

Hivi pia wataka kulazimisha Isuzu iwe kampuni ya Kenya, loh, wee boya kweli!

Isuzu Motors Ltd, is a Japanese commercial vehicle and diesel engine manufacturing company headquartered in Tokyo. 👆😁

Kwe kwe kwe 😂😂😂😂 mobius nani kanunua na imetemgeza profit kias gan ukipata nitag😁😁😁😁😁

 

[ichoboy01]

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Amekasirika 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 siku nyingine usilete porojo huu sio uwanja wa porojo za BBi

 

[Mutaitina]

Ukiweza kuonesha speed ya internet kama hii nitakusikiliza. La sivyo nenda kagombanie usafiri.View attachment 1759553

What is all this now, where did this come from. Anyway let it rest.

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Walete Benzi

Na hii Benz yenyu pia, hebu nipe info kidogo kabla sijakuchapa kibao, ni ya wapi! Na staki kusikia ni ya Mjerumani dadeki! Nipeni jibu! 🤣