Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[asvptx]

IWE FUNZO. HAKUNA BATTLE HAPA.

 

[Walker255]

Thats exactly why I asked what they are called in TANZANIAN ENGLISH 😹😹. Kenyan English we refer to them as slums, that's why it's easy to search, find slums of Nairobi.

Tanzanian english and Kenyan english is like, say, UK and American english. They have different words for similar things.

So, I ask again, how do you guys refer to such?😹😹😹

Kenyans!!!!!! Come take your illiterate fucks out of here! Kenyan English and Tanzanian English are like British and American English?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh you have made my day! Kwa American English/ British English gani mliyonayo? English yenu mnachanganya na kiluo, kikuyu sijui na madudu gani tena...now you are giving it high standards? 😂😂😂 The internet is the world’s largest library mate. If Dar had slums, positive search results would have prompted on my cellphone, but they didn’t.

 

[Walker255]

So you finally agree there's TRUTH in this map? Coz honestly, Kenyans we are always in awe or amazed at SOUTH AFRICA. Same story for TZ to KE 😹😹View attachment 1541018

Don’t put words in my mouth. This map is a lie. I bet it was made by kenyans because you are the biggest fakes on this content. If you claim that it’s true then leta official source hapa!

 

[camonone]

Kenyans!!!!!! Come take your illiterate fucks out of here! Kenyan English and Tanzanian English are like British and American English?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh you have made my day! Kwa American English/ British English gani mliyonayo? English yenu mnachanganya na kiluo, kikuyu sijui na madudu gani tena...now you are giving it high standards? 😂😂😂 The internet is the world’s largest library mate. If Dar had slums the search results would have prompted on my cellphone, but they didn’t.

Wewe huelewi what he meant. It was as simple as this. He meant that the English spoken is different going with different countries and he took an example of UK and USA or let's say Nigeria and South Africa. You take things literally like an uneducated person.

 

[Walker255]

Wewe huelewi what he meant. It was as simple as this. He meant that the English spoken is different going with different countries and he took an example of UK and USA or let's say Nigeria and South Africa. You take things literally like an uneducated person.

I understood every little stupid word he wrote. Is there a substitute for the word “slum” in Tanzania? You tell me if it does and if doesn’t exist then you are as stupid as he is.

 

[camonone]

I understood every little stupid word he wrote. Is there a substitute for the word “slum” in Tanzania? You tell me if it does and if doesn’t exist then you are as stupid as he is.

I wasn't in the slum talk that's between you and him. I specifically replied to the English stereotype that you had. The slum talk I between the two of you I'm not part of it. Good day

 

[asvptx]

Because you are stupid, you avoid to put clear photo so that it can been seen clearly to everybody to decide, instead you are using photo from very far away to hide the truth, show us houses clearly the way Kibera is posted, people can even see dogs of Kibera sleeping.

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I can do the same for Kibera. SAME SCALE.

In fact, kibera looks more appealing 😹

 

[asvptx]

Kenyans!!!!!! Come take your illiterate fucks out of here! Kenyan English and Tanzanian English are like British and American English?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh you have made my day! Kwa American English/ British English gani mliyonayo? English yenu mnachanganya na kiluo, kikuyu sijui na madudu gani tena...now you are giving it high standards? 😂😂😂 The internet is the world’s largest library mate. If Dar had slums l, positive search results would have prompted on my cellphone, but they didn’t.

Enyewe the stupidity is CONGENITAL. I PITY you.

 

[Walker255]

I wasn't in the slum talk that's between you and him. I specifically replied to the English stereotype that you had. The slum talk I between the two of you I'm not part of it. Good day

😂😂😂😂 Oh I am not stereotypical with regards to Kenyan English. I was just stating the facts! Kenyans mix their English with their tribal languages...everybody knows that. But anyways, Good day to you too.

 

[Walker255]

Enyewe the stupidity is CONGENITAL. I PITY you.

Is that all you have to say? 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[asvptx]

Is that all you have to say? 😂😂😂😂😂

Yes. I don't want to burden your mind. It's already burdened enough seeing that it's a congenital disorder you suffer. 😹

Good day, boy.

 

[Walker255]

I can do the same for Kibera. SAME SCALE.

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In fact, kibera looks more appealing 😹

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But Kibera isn’t the only slum in Nairobi mate! You’ve got shit like Kawangware, Mathare....the list is virtually endless

 

[Walker255]

Yes. I don't want to burden your mind. It's already burdened enough seeing that it's a congenital disorder you suffer. 😹

Good day, boy.

You can’t handle my heat is what you are saying. Good day to you too.

 

[asvptx]

But Kibera isn’t the only slum in Nairobi mate! You’ve got shit like Kawangware, Mathare....the list is virtually endless

But I can see names like KIJITINYAMA, MANZESE, BUGURUNI, MAGOMENI, MWANANYAMALA, JANGWANI etc. Zooming in on Google Earth, I see no difference to Kibera, Mathew, Kawangware and the likes. 😹

UNPLANNED SETTLEMENTS, also known as SLUMS in Kenya. 😹

 

[The best 007]

ATI BATTLE! [emoji81][emoji81][emoji81][emoji81]WHAT BATTLE?

Ngj nianze na hii umepost hapa inaitwa Kitisuru hahahaaa iko vzr cz wanaishi foreigners wengi ofcz haina tofauti na sehemu km masaki kwa huku Dar, ss twende mbele kidogo ya Kitisuru ndo unakutana na huu uozo hapa [emoji116][emoji116][emoji3][emoji3]

 

[asvptx]

BATTLE? WHAT BATTLE?? 😹😹😹

 

[Walker255]

But I can see names like KIJITINYAMA, MANZESE, BUGURUNI, MAGOMENI, MWANANYAMALA, JANGWANI etc. Zooming in on Google Earth, I see no difference to Kibera, Mathew, Kawangware and the likes. 😹

UNPLANNED SETTLEMENTS, also known as SLUMS in Kenya. 😹

Slums in Kenya aren’t just unplanned settlements, they are literally MABANDA YA NGURUWE. People live in boxes, live in houses made of iron sheets. There are no toilets hence, no proper sanitation. Everything is just a mess.

 

[asvptx]

Kulingana na baadhi ya Wakenya kutaka hii battle. Sasa ni muda mwafaka wa kuonesha kipi Nairobi kipo hakipo Dar es salaam na kipo Dar es salaam hakipo Nairobi.

Ninaomba tuangalie katika positive way. Tuki post kitu kutoka Dar wale wa Nairobi wanaleta post ya kujibu. Na kama hakipo kwao wanasema hakipo na wao vilevile. Kama kipo kwenye plan wanaweza kuleta au sisi tunaweza kuleta kwaajili ya kujibu.

1. Master Plan of the city
2. Current View of the city
3. Ongoing Projects
4. Future Projects proposed
5. Culture and Life style
6. Food availability
7. Entertainment and Funny Places
8. Places to visit
9. Transport system (Private and Public)
10. Markets and Shopping malls
11. Hotels
12. Education centers
13. Health centers
14. Telecommunication and Data centers
15. Information Technologies and Innovation

Ndugu Jay456watt kutoka Nairobi kama ulivyo dai sasa thread inaanza.
Welcome to the battle.

HONEST OPINION WITHOUT BIAS OR FAVOR:

NBO takes the crown in category1, 2,3,4,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 and 15.

Dar narrowly beats NBO in categories 5 and 6.

Argue with your mothers.

 

[komora096]

Wewe si ni mkenya na unajua wekundu wa msimbazi

Nalijulia wapi na wakati naliona hapo, hta sijui linamaanisha nn kwanza walai

 

[asvptx]

BATTLE!? 😹😹😹 WHAT BATTLE!?? Yaani watz imebaki sasa kushindanisha slums za NAIROBI na UNPLANNED SETTLEMENTS za Dar? Duh! Nimecheka sana.


Admin funga huu ushuzi, hamna battle hapa.