Alcohol tester

[Kimbweka]

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[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]the director started looking for a new one to hire. [/FONT]
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A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!" [/FONT]
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[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Du... huyo hakuwa testa, ila alikuwa shehe yahaya

 

[Mmwaminifu]

[FONT=Times New Roman,serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]the director started looking for a new one to hire. [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,
"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That’s correct", said the boss.
Another glass.
"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."
"Correct."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.
And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!" [/FONT]
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Huyo sio taster, ni mtabiri. Hapo alishajua kuwa bos ndo baba wa mtoto ndo maana akatoa condition ngumu!

 

[afrodenzi]

hahahahaahhahahahahah lol very funny .. thanx
i hope the father is not that boss.lol