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Alcohol tester

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Nov 23, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif]In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and [/FONT]
    [FONT=Times New Roman,serif]the director started looking for a new one to hire. [/FONT]
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    A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

    The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

    They tested him.

    They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,

    "It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

    "That’s correct", said the boss.

    Another glass.

    "It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."


    The director was astonished.

    He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

    She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

    "It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

    And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"
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  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Du... huyo hakuwa testa, ila alikuwa shehe yahaya
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo sio taster, ni mtabiri. Hapo alishajua kuwa bos ndo baba wa mtoto ndo maana akatoa condition ngumu!
  4. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahaahhahahahahah lol very funny .. thanx
    i hope the father is not that