Alcohol tester

Kimbweka

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[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]the director started looking for a new one to hire. [/FONT]
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A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,

"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That’s correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"
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[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]the director started looking for a new one to hire. [/FONT]
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A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.

They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,

"It’s red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That’s correct", said the boss.

Another glass.

"It’s red wine , Cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels."

"Correct."

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It’s a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month.

And if you don’t give me the job, I’ll also tell who’s the father!"
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Huyo sio taster, ni mtabiri. Hapo alishajua kuwa bos ndo baba wa mtoto ndo maana akatoa condition ngumu!
 

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