He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him...
Namshangaa sana kikwete tangu ashike madaraka kifua chake kimetuna as if ni mnyanyua vyuma. Kana kwamba hiyo haitoshi, siku anazungukwa na walinzi wengi waliovaa kiraia. Hivi anachoogopa ni nini...
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The
driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti...
A young man went into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom.
I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gave...
Bibi kizee mmoja alikwenda benki moja maarufu sana hapa nchini ili kuweka fedha zake. Alipofika mapokezi aliuliza.
"Naomba kumwona meneja mkuu wa benki hii"
Mfanyakazi wa mapokezi akamuuliza...
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.
Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his manhood into the...
sijui kama ni swala la msingi sana kujadiliwa hapa, lakini jana ilibidi nijiulize inakuwaje serikali yetu inashindwa kuwapa raia wasiokuwa na uwezo wa kwenda karimjee au msekwa halls,kufuatilia...
A guy in hurry uses ladies toilet in a posh hotel...
He sits down & notices
4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious,he presses WW & his ass is gently sprayed with warm water.
Then WA & a blast of...
Milionea mmoja alienda benki kuomba mkopo wa shillingi 250/=
Meneja: Sasa wewe pesa zote ulizonazo unaombaje mkopo wa 250?
Milionea: Nimesema ninataka mkopo wa 250, kama hamnipi nitatoa pesa zangu...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a...
Napendekeza CCM ifutwe kama Tunisia walivyofuta chama tawala kwa sababu zifuatazo
1. CCM Imetawala miaka karibu 50, watu wale wale kina Msekwa, kingungwe, makamba, mwinyi, etc. Hawana mawazo...
Mgambo wa kimakonde aliwakamata wacheza kamari.kamari hii waliicheza kwa kutumia kikombe na sarafu,wanaizungusha ndani ya kikombe na kuichungulia..Mmakonde akaanza kutaja orodha ya makosa(1) kocha...
Marafiki walipoteana siku nyingi sana. Baada ya miaka kumi wakaonana mjini.
Jamaa wa kwanza akamuuliza mwenzie, je kwenye facebook unatumia jina gani? Jamaa wa pili akajibu, tangu tumemaliza...
MCHAGA mmoja alinunua mashine ya kukamulia ng'ombe MAZIWA, kabla ya kuitumia kwa ng'ommbe akaijaribu mwenyewe kwa kuivaa kwenye DUDU yake, akasikia rahaaaa ya ukweli kuliko hata anayoipata kwa...
Dar es Salaam. The National Social Security Fund Tanzania [NSSF] is planning a pension scheme for Tanzanians in the Diaspora.NSSF has already outlined and discussed the idea with some Tanzanians...
Mwanaharakati wa kweli afrika ni mandela peke yake,wengine wanatulkisha upepo,tuliowaamini wamwgeuka watawala badala ya viongozi,tuliowapa wavisimamie wamevifanya vyao na ukoo wao