A guy in hurry uses ladies toilet in a posh hotel... He sits down & notices 4 buttons- WW, WA, PP & APR. Curious,he presses WW & his ass is gently sprayed with warm water. Then WA & a blast of warm air dries him. PP & a powder puff leaves him smelling fresh. Feeling pampered, he presses APR. Later,he wakes up in hospital... A nurse smiled & said, "APR meant Automatic Pad Remover. Ur cock & balls r in this jar in case u want to take them for remembrance!!