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Ghabo wa ivorycoast chaliiiiiiiii hatimaye ghabo asalimu amri. asiyesikia la mkuu huvunjika guu? je unafikiria yaliyompata GHABO ynaweza kutokea tanzania??????????????????????? anguko la ccm...
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Nimebandika hivi baada ya kuona kupitia runinga, tunzo za kili. Wasanii waliopata tunzo walitoa shukrani zao bila kumsahau mama. Hakuna hata mmoja aliyewashukuru wazazi (baba akiwepo). Au ndio...
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hembu tuone maoni yetu juu ya watanzania mfano: watanzania walio wengi ni wagonjwa ndio maana wanasababisha foleni kwa babu loliondo! haya nanyi endeleeni
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Chinese couple in Dar-es-lalaam gave birth to a black baby and husband asked wife: Chu, why our baby is black..? she replied... we live in Tanzania no electricty..me hot, you hot, sex hot..Baby burnt
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Born Before Computer.
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Wakiwa wamelala, ghafla walishtukia wameingiliwa na mtu chumbani panga mkononi. Mume akiwa anatetemeka kwa woga, akasema: "Tafadhali usitudhuru, tutakupa utakacho". Yule mvamizi akajibu, "Mimi...
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Wakubwa hivi hawa watu wanaoshindwa kutuma msg vizuri kwa kutumia simu zao mnawasomaje??!si waombe msaada kwa watu wanaojua wawaelekeze,tatizo la wabongo kujifanya wanajua kila kitu hata kama...
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Kuna ghorofa Mbili zilivunjwa kule masaki maeneo ya Toure Drive kwa Amri ya mahakama, Kisa ujenzi wake haukufuata taratibu za mipango miji. Leo nimepita maeneo yale naona ujenzi unaendelea. Kama...
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Cartoon Laws of Physics Cartoon Law I Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation. Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He...
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Actual Science Tests Report... These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins...
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Mwaka 2007 nilikuwa miongoni wa wanafunzi wa chuo kikuu cha Dar es Salaam waliobahatika kumsikiliza Mh. Thabo Mbeki pale Nkwame Nkrumah Hall. Alitoa hotuba nzuri iliyojaa changamoto nyingi sana...
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Mamwajuma mamwajuma ekyabula kiki shukari mchele anga............. komwisiki???Wenyewe endelezeni tungo hapa!!.......
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POLITICS AND RELIGION IN TANZANIA Of a population of about 42 million today in Tanzania, it is estimated that about one-third are Muslim, about one-third are Christian and perhaps one-third are...
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Today is the 100years since the TITANIC sank. Please show your respect by putting your phone in water for two minutes and remain silent!
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for...
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TEACHER:(I killed a person.) tell me this sentence in future tense. STUDENT:(You will go to jail.)
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Unakuja na ID nyingine una provoke watu kisha unatoka faster kwenda kuwaadhibu, kama huwa inakupa comfort ukini provoke, sitaacha kukujibu kwa kiwango kinachostahili...sasa fanya kazi yako...
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Wakati habari juu ya babu huko Loliondo zinapumzika kidogo, naomba > niwape na haya niliyoyasikia kwa masikio yangu kutoka redio Imani. Hii > ni redio ya Waislamu ambayo...
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Natamani babu mwasapile wa Loliondo aje na kali hii. Aoteshwe kwamba vigogo wooote waliokunywa dawa yake warudishe mali zooote walizopata kwa ufisadi serikalini la sivyo ............... Hapo vipi
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Ntoto weyee wallahi wanimaliza'aa... Unrefu kama nkarafu'u Mashallahu... Wang'ara kama embe boribo'o... nywelezo zinnyooka kama kamba za mibungo'o... kifua kimetuna kama nazi koroma'a... ntumee...
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