JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry...
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Imekuaje hapa jamani maana aliyekuwa akimuuzia chocolate prince enzi za udogo wake amepata mwaliko vp kwa hawa wakubwa?
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There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
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Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home.
A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window.
Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ?
Boy: Me................I'm Going Home
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Ni wk sasa niko Arusha kikazi zaidi. Sikujua jiji hili ni kubwa hivi. Mji mzuri na umejengeka kweli. Dar iko hati hati ya kupigwa chini na jiji la machalii. Club bomba, kuanzia triple A, masai...
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Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...
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Watu wanajazana kwa babu waloliondo coz hawawekewi drip, hawapew vidonge, wala hawapimwi, au sababu hawalazwi? nikweli?
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A grade one student asked his teacher:
Student: Sir what is honey?
TEACHER:Honey is a liquid produced by by bees and it is very sweet.
Student: Sir,does honey have legs?
TEACHER:No,but...
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Kwa mfano Babu wa Loliondo atoweke ghafla halafu aache ujumbe mfupi kuwa"NDUGU WANAINCHI NIMEAMUA KUKIMBIA!!!!,BAADA YA KUGUNDUA HII DAWA NI SUMU HUUA BAADA YA MIEZI 6,WANANGU 3 WAMEKUFA,KWANI WAO...
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Kupeng'e i love you, where are you? are you DAr PM please!
Kupeng'e =CCM+Gamba*Ufisadi. Yaani huwa nikisoma post zako natamani CCM itoke madarakani tuone utakimbilia wapi. Hehe jifanye wewe ni...
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Hapo Tanga pana makaburi ya misheni yaliyozungushiwa uzio. Nje ya uzio pana mlinzi mzee hivi anayelinda misalaba na mashada. Jirani yake pana shamba la misheni pia la minazi. Vibaka wa2 walifika...
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An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu, Kenya where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, translated but with a very very different meaning all together...
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mimi nahisi tanzania itajengwa na watz wote pale watakapoamua kufanya kazi kwa pamoja na si chama fulani.
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Poa nisiwakwaze wapendwa,acha nilbadili kama ifuatavyo:X^Y=Y^X and (X is not equal to Y),find the value of X and Y!
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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in...
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Kwa kuwa wana michezo hasa wa mpira wa miguu hubadilishana jezi/t-shirts baada ya mechi kwisha, ikiwa ni ishara ya FAIR PLAY! Basi hata wale wazinzi wa'badilishane chupi baada ya kufanya ngono. Au...
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, Why is the bride dressed in white? Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her...
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Nachukua fursa hii kukutakia kila la kheri katika kusherekea sikukuu ya kuzaliwa kwako. Mwenyezi Mungu akupe maisha marefu yenye baraka tele, akupe zaidi kipato na akuwezeshe kuwa mvumilivu na...
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Jaman wadau naombeni msaada wenu wa hali na mali, kuna ndugu yangu m1 ana kiwanja chake maeneo ya tegeta sasa kuna mtu amevamia akajenga kwenye hcho kiwanja hvvyo anaomba msaada wa mabunsa ili...
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Habari ya mapumziko wana jf? Habari ya Easter, Tumesherehekea vipi? Tume enjoy? Hebu tupeane stori kidogo maana ilikuwa ni Long week end! Na matukio lazima yalikuwepo. Mimi ilikuwa nzuri saana ila...
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