howard
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- Feb 21, 2011
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A young man went into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom.
I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gave him a condom and as the young man had just got out;
he returned back and said, "Give me another condom more because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky with her too."
The pharmacist gave him a second condom and as the boy was about to leave he turned back once again and said,
"Come on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she has invited me for dinner,
I think she is expecting me to make a move"!
During dinner, the young man was sitting with his girlfriend on his left, her sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad got there, the boy lowered his head and started praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and I thank you for all that you have given us".
A minute later the boy was still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes went by and still the boy went on praying, keeping his head down.
The others looked at each other in surprise and his girlfriend was even more surprised than the others.
She got close to the boy and said in his ears, "I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replied, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist either!"
"Hello, could you give me condom.
I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gave him a condom and as the young man had just got out;
he returned back and said, "Give me another condom more because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too.
She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky with her too."
The pharmacist gave him a second condom and as the boy was about to leave he turned back once again and said,
"Come on, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes, and since she has invited me for dinner,
I think she is expecting me to make a move"!
During dinner, the young man was sitting with his girlfriend on his left, her sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad got there, the boy lowered his head and started praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner and I thank you for all that you have given us".
A minute later the boy was still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes went by and still the boy went on praying, keeping his head down.
The others looked at each other in surprise and his girlfriend was even more surprised than the others.
She got close to the boy and said in his ears, "I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replied, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist either!"
