mateso ya ndoa , panua mbavu

[VIKWAZO]

Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

 

[Nancy70]

Lol mbavu zinauma kweli...sasa amemchoka au anasikitika siku zimeisha?

 

[Lady N]

mpka kifo kitutenganishe...lol!

 

[VIKWAZO]

huyo kachoka ndoa

Lol mbavu zinauma kweli...sasa amemchoka au anasikitika siku zimeisha?

 

[Pota]

Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

a hundred yrs since when it was made (u got married)

 

[VIKWAZO]

asije kukusikia hatakufa na wewe

a hundred yrs since when it was made (u got married)

 

[vena]

uuuushhh...sasa kazi ipo

 

[Mkuu wa chuo]

huyo husband sio malaria sugu kweli maana akili zake zinafanana na za malaria sugu.

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Mateso Mateso jamani

 

[zamlock]

amekichoka

 

[chapaa]

Re posted thread!!!

 

[VIKWAZO]

ki nini tena

amekichoka

 

[Mzani]

Ha! Ha! Ha! he must have seen some body else for replacement

 

[gracious86]

Ha! Ha! Ha! he must have seen some body else for replacement

ahahahaha haha

 

[wiseboy]

tuanze ndoa za mkataba.

 

[lifeofmshaba]

Rostam na chenge wataliza wengine kwa mikataba feki,
mimi nitawaomba maujuzi jinsi ya kuingia mikataba kuwa fisadi wa hii kitu sio mbaya sana
maana sijamuibia mtu.

tuanze ndoa za mkataba.

 

[Katavi]

Angetafuta nyumba ndogo kimyakimya!

 

[heriedo]

Kwan alipokichukua alichek expire date? Au baada ya kudhurika ndo anaitafuta. Masikini wee ameshachelewa, maana hajuwaambia watengenezaji waiweke. Inabidi wanaooa sasa wahakikishe expire date ipo.

 

[Aine]

Kaazi kweli kweli

 

[VIKWAZO]

duh uwezi jua labda mke bounce, au anayo nyumba ndogo ndio maana anapagawa

Angetafuta nyumba ndogo kimyakimya!