Bacteria mmoja alifungiwa katika kopo lenye mfuniko.Kila baada ya dakika moja,bacteria hujigawa vipande viwili na kuwa bacteria wawili wapya ambao nao huendelea kujigawa.Ilipofika saa 12:00,kopo...
Walipokuwa wanajisifia walikokuwa wanatoka,
Mmarekani akasema, "I'm from New York City!
Muingereza akasema !I'm from London City"
Mtanzania aliyekuwa anarejea toka hospitali alikofanyiwa upasuaji...
jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda...
An IT services company had a policy of hiring only married men.
Concerned about this, a local Woman's Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him, "Why is it you limit your...
Mimi nashindwa kuelewa nyimbo nyingine wanapiga club. Jana nacheza mziki mara unakuja wimbo wa Enrique Iglesias - Tonight im f*** u. Ghafla mademu wanajirusha kwa nguvu kweli. Nikajua labda leo...
Unajua kwamba 80% ya kichwa chako ni maji? Na ndio yanawezesha akili kufanya kazi ipasavyo. Kwa hiyo nikikuita kichwa maji si kwamba nimekutukana bali nitakuwa nimesifia uwezo wa akili kichwani...
Saa ya ukutani ya bwana khalifa iliishiwa betri kisha ikawa haifanyi kazi.Khalifa alitoa betri zilizokwisha na kuweka mpya kwenye hiyo saa,kisha ikaanza kufanya kazi.Lakini saa ya khalifa...
Hivi utaratibu wa kutoa au kutunuku PhD ya heshima ukoje? Hivi hao wanaotoa hiyo PhD ya heshima kama waliweza kuwapa akina fulani wanashindwaje kumpa Babu wa Loliondo?
Vijana wawili katika harakati za kutafuta kazi, waliingia kwenye Mahojiano ya kazi, marafiki wawili hao walikuwa wakisaidiana mambo mbalimbali ya kimaisha walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko...
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where...
madent kwenye shule moja ya kike wakiwa kwenye paper la biology,
moja ya swali lilikuwa ni kuchora sehemu ya kike na kuilebel,maana ni kiungo cha uzazi!
dent mmoja akiwa shallow mbaya kumbe...
Siku ya matanga mtoto mmoja jirani alikuta chakula na vinywaji vimekwisha,kila alipojaribu ili pate hata kiduchu akaambiwa na watoto wenzie hakuna akatoka analia huku akiwaonya baba yake akifa...
:dance:Two men went to a call girl.1st man went in and came out and said"Nah! My wife is better."2nd man went im and came out and said."Your right your wife is much better."
Pastor: "If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be
joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now."
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked...
1.Both words have the same letters
2.Both are drinking zones
3.Both have restricted times for opening & closing.
4.More importantly, both make men crazy when open!
Unabisha????
1980 - Love Me, But Dont Touch Me
1990 Touch Me, But Dont Kiss Me
2000 Kiss Me, But Don't Do Anything Else
2005 Do Everything with me, But Don't Tell Anybody
2011...
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