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Catholic Heart attack!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mlachake, May 25, 2011.

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    Mlachake JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.[/FONT]
    He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

    "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

    He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."[/FONT]
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    mja JF-Expert Member

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    i'm sure brother-in-law will pay
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa kichwa kinoma, anajua kuskip bill.