Mke wa Rais, Mama Salma Kikwete, juzi alipigwa na butwaa baada ya baadhi ya wanafunzi wa Shule ya Msingi Ushashi iliyopo wilayani Bunda mkoani Mara, kumsalimia kwa kumuonyeshea ishara ya vidole...
baada ya miaka mingi ya ndoa,mume anamwambia mke,"kusema kweli nilikuwa mpumbavu kukuoa wewe"
Mke anajibu"ningejua kuwa ni mpumbavu hata mimi ningekataa"
Majambazi matatu yaliyovaa na kuficha nyuso zao walivamia bank. Wakaiba hela za kutosha, kabla hawajaondoka mmoja wa wale majambazi akamuona cashier mzuuri mwanadada. Akajisahau na kumpatia biznez...
Mdosi alikamatwa anakojoa sehemu isio ruhusiwa.
Alipigwa fain ya 10,000/=Mdosi akalipa 15,000/=akaambiwa umezidisha hela,
MDOSI>WAKATI NAKOJOA PIA IKO JAMBA KIDOGO.
JAMBA RAHA KULIKO KUNYA
Nimesikia hapa JF hakuna wataalamu wa hisabati, kama wapo kwa hili watachanganyana vichwa, watueleze kwanini inakuwa hivi:
Zidisha 259 x umri wako ( tuite A ) x 39 = ( A A A )
Jibu...
Jamani ukweli ni kwamba Chama Cha Mapinduzi chini ya Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete kimekuwa kama Uzao wa Samaki Kambale kwani hakuna wa kumkemea mwenzake kwani Samaki Kambale wote wana Sharubu huwezi...
An elderly woman went to her local doctors office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, Id like to have some birth control pills....
Kuna jambo uliwahi fanya ktk maisha , kazini, shuleni popote na unajua hakuna mtu aliyetambua kwa kipindi hicho andika ukweli sasa.;naanza nilipo kuwa sec nlikuwa na mwonekano wa utulivu sana ila...
Mh. Madam speaker, kwa kuwa serikali yetu inaajiri wanajeshi kila mwaka, na kwa kuwa hakuna kitu wafanyacho zaidi ya kula na kukimbizana na raia. Na kwa kuwa serikali yetu inanunua silaha kila...
So, dunia haijaisha! (Ofcourse 21th may 2011 haukuwa mwisho wa dunia). Tafadhali tumia nafasi hii kutuambia ni vitu gani au ni kitu gani ulichowahi kufanya ambacho ungekijutia kama kweli tarehe 21...
UK- Ex-minister jailed over expenses fraud
Elliot Morley has become the first former minister to be jailed for cheating his expenses after a court sentenced him to 16 months in prison.
Morley...
A Mhaya from Tanzania, An American and a Japanise met in a Sauna along Manhattan Street In New York. They were all nude without any cloth on them. Sudennly an American did as if wiping his face...
duu!kesho kiama,yaan kesho picha linakwisha,"the end "mchungaji wa marekani huyo,mwaka huu naona watumishi wa bwana wanafunuliwa sana mambo makubwa,babu Loliondo full matibabu,na huyu mchungaji...
Kuna bwana mmoja alikuwa ameajiri msichana wa kazi kutoka kijijini, sasa kuna siku moja baada ya kupata msosi akaomba toothpick. mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi:-
Baba: Dada naomba toothpick (stick)...
Mmarekani, Mjapani na Mtanzania walikutana chuo Kikuu cha Harvard wakaanza kutambiana kuhusu uchaguzi katika nchi zao. Mmarekani akajigamba kwa kusema sisi wamarekani tukishapiga kura, kura...
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