JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hivi unamjibu vipi mtoto wako au yeyote wa umri wa miaka kuanzia 3 hadi may be 10, anapokuuliza mtoto mchanga anatoka wapi.
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Mpitanjia mmoja alimkuta mvuvi kakaa chini ya mti akipumzika huku akiwatazama wavuvi wengine wakiendelea na kazi,mazungumzo yakawa kama ifuatavyo; (MPITANJIA):We mvuvi acha uvivu,nenda kafanye...
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Nimewamic sana wana wa jamiiforum.ni cku nyingi sana cjadondoka humu nahc mpaka nimekua mgeni tena ingawa wapo watakao nikumbuka.
Namshukuru mwanajamii alienitoa stoo nilikokua cku zote...
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kuna jamaa mmoja alimpa dent mimba kuona hivyo jamaa akaona bora aende kwa sangoma amsaidie maana miaka 30 inakaribia sangoma akamsaidia kwakumbadilisha nyeti zake kuwa za kike kwa muda ili...
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Naomba nisaidieni wana JF Wenzngu, hivi zawadi nzuri kwa biRTHDAY ya mupenzi wngu iwe vp?na apewe wakati gani?
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Naomba nianze thread yangu kwa kuwakumbusha kidogo physics, Nadhani wengi mnakumbuka jinsi pendulum inavo-swing kushoto na kulia. Sasa nataka kuirelate movement ya pendulum na ubongo wa binadamu...
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Tukifananisha makampuni ya simu na mademu tunaweza kupata majibu yafuatayo kitaaa!
ni udaku tu usichukie
Airtel ni sister du anaependa starehe na kubadili majina na kupenda wenye nazo...
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Siku moja jamaa fulani akawa hajasoma na bado course work ikawa sio nzuri sasa katika test ya mwisho akaona bora ajihami mapema, siku moja kabla ya paper jamaa akaenda kwenye venu ya test...
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CCM ndio chama kinacho ongoza nchi. Chama hiki kinaongoza nchi masikini na watu wake wengi ni masikini wa kutupwa, wa kipato na hata fikra.
Wabunge wake ndio wanao ongoza kwa kulala bungeni...
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Ukigeuza neno JAMII FORUMS/ HOME OF GREAT THINKERS kwa mpangilio wa kuruka herufi moja kimahesabu utapata neno FREE MANSONS TAKE ON. Inawezekana hii ikawa sababu ya kubadilisha jina kutokaa Jambo...
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jamani leo nimecheka sana sababu nimekutana na classmate wangu wa primary nikawa nimemsahau jina ila nikawa nalikumbuka jina la enzi za shule nilipomwita jamaa alikasilika kweli, lakini si huyo tu...
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Jamani najua wapo wengi lakini, kwa suala hili sakata la rada ningekuwa ni mimi wa kwanza ni Hosea then Chenge, sikuu nyingi wa ngekuwa huko tena pasipo kuruhusu dhamana
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A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid's little finger. A nurse standing in the...
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Mwanafunzi wa kijaluo alipatiwa mtihani wa insha ilionza hivi
nilipofika nyumbani nilimpata mama amepigwa na butwaa na bumbuwazi.....
Mwanafunzi akaendeleza....kitu ya kwanza naenda kwa kina...
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Wana jf naombeni tukumbushane vitimbi vya primary enzi zile. Nakumbuka ilikua ukinunua andazi unaliweka mdomo zimazima au unalitemea mate ili usiombwe du! Kanyaga twende
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Ukiwa na stress ingia humu tu, utacheka mpaka upone hiyo stress, yaani ni mipasho tu, hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, kila hoja inayowekwa hata kama inadai majibu ya hoja, hutayaona, bali utakutana na...
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Two presidents are talking over coffee and
croissants
at their country club one day. Kagame, of
Rwanda, says
to Kibaki(Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is
really
stupid. Do you doubt me...
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Jamaa alikwenda kununua sigara,alipopewa akataka na kibiriti ili awashie palepale.
Muuzaji akamjibu;haturuhusu kuvuta sigara hapa.
mteja kamuuliza;sasa mbona mnauza?
Muuzaji akamjibu;eboh!! ina...
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Kuna vituko vingi sana tulifanya tukiwa wadogo rika lile la shule ya msingi.
Visa tulifanya kanisani, shuleni, nyumbani na mitaani kwa ujumla.
Je wewe unakumbuka kituko gani?
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Kulikuwa na operation ya kufukuza machinga jijini!! Wakadakwa Chinga wote!! Sasa Polisi watajuaje huyu ni chinga!!
Fuatilia...:
Polisi: Sema msumari??
Chinga 1: Mchumari...kaa kando!!
Polisi...
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