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1) Two friends were discussing popular family
trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before
we got...
Ikuwa kama ndoto jamaa alielala fofofo, asubuhi anajishikia kuwa kuna noti ya sh 5000 mpya imekunjwa na kuingizwa kwenye ikweta/shimo kubwa, akaitoa hiyo noti akaenda zake kwenda kuitumia, siku ya...
jamaa mmoja alienda sehemu ya mbali.sikumoja jamaa alikuwa amelewa sana(chakari)akiwa anaelekea nyumbani akakutana na mama mmoja.yule mama akamuuliza hivi wew unamjua mungu?yule mlevi akamjibu...
A Kenyan guy goes into a bar in Boston, Massachusetts. Maria, the Kenyan
barmaid, takes his order and notices his Kenyan accent.
Over the course of the night they talk quite a bit. At the end of...
Kuna siku nilipokuwa darasani nakumbuka ilikuwa form two, kulikuwa na mwalimu mwanamke alikuwa anafundisha Chemistry, basi siku hiyo nilichoka sana kusikiliza, nilichofanya ni kuamua kuchora...
Kuna tetesi zisizothibitishwa kwamba Simba Sports Club wanataka kuwashtaki Tanesco kwa kuvunja moja ya kipengele kikuu (major term) cha mkataba. Kwa mujibu wa mkataba wao Tanesco walitakiwa kukata...
One day while JIM and MARY were walking past the hospital swimming pool,MARRY suddenly jumped in.She sunk to the bottom and stayed there,JIM promptly jumped in to save her.He swam to the bottom...
after two years of tough life with his wife,an MBA graduate sent a note to his father-in-law,.THE MERCHANDISE YOU SOLD ME IS NOT FUNCTIONING, TAKE IT BACK..
father-in-law replied...ONE YEAR...
Mbinu za yanga kufunga umeme ulipokatika wakati mechi inaendelea walitoa tochi kwenye chupi nakutumia kuchezea mpira na kubahatisha kupata goli moja baada ya hapo refa akamaliza mpira. Kocha wao...
Na post Hii Thread nikiwa sijaiona hapa Jamvini,
Kwa wale members wa MMU ambao tupo Dar (Nikiwa Mmoja wao) naomba tu propose day tu mit, tufahamiane, Namba za Simu tubadilishane n.k n.k n.k...
Mtoto mdogo msichana alimwuliza mama yake:
"Mama, asili ya binadamu ilianza vipi?"
Mama akajibu,
"Mungu aliumba Adam na Hawa, baadaye wao wakawa wanazaa watoto mpaka tukafikia sisi binadamu wa...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He decides hell pick the least painful to spend
his eternity. He goes to German Hell and...
Baada ya kulewa njwiii na rafiki yake mpya aliempata bar, mlevi akamkaribisha rafiki mpya apaone kwake. Walipofika mwenyeji akaanza intro,'Unaona makochi yale, yale yangu, hiyo TV yangu, njoo...
They said;
Whiskey, Vodka, Beer, Cigarettes, women, money, etc etc...are a man's worst enemies,
and the man who runs away from his enemies is a COWARD!
Walisema;
Pombe, bia, sigara, wanawake...
Sista do mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana maharage ya kopo(baked beans)shida ilikuwa kila akiyala baada ya muda anaharibu atmosphere vibaya mno.Sasa ikafika point kapata mchumba aliyempenda sana na...