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Mlevi na rafiki yake

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kabila01, Jul 10, 2011.

  1. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya kulewa njwiii na rafiki yake mpya aliempata bar, mlevi akamkaribisha rafiki mpya apaone kwake. Walipofika mwenyeji akaanza intro,'Unaona makochi yale, yale yangu, hiyo TV yangu, njoo jikoni..... unaona hilo oven hilo langu, twende chumbani......unaona hicho kitanda, kile changu, na yule mwanamke mzuri kitandani mke wangu. Na yule jamaa wamelala nae yule MIMI, haya twende stoo......"
     
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    Ulevi noumer
     
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    Babkey JF-Expert Member

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    .......nilifurahi sana, nilijua atanichinja, kumbe aliniona kama YEYE tu!
     
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    ulevi noma kaka!
     
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    Nimecheka hadi nikadhirai,ndo nimezinduka sa hz.
     
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    Shery Member

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    Duh! Kwel pombe co chai.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Iko safi teh teh...
     
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    Chonde chonde ulevi noma!
     
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    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    dah ulevi noumer
     
  10. kabila01

    kabila01 JF-Expert Member

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    Ukiendelea hivyo siku nyingine utavamia nyumba ya mwenye Butcher
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    du kweli ulevi noma!
     
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    Ulevi ni sooo
     
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