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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na duka la kuuza dawa za binadamu(pharmacy).Siku moja,njemba moja ilifika ikaomba ipewe Dume pakti tatu.Baada ya kupewa zile pakti tatu,ile njemba ikalipa na kuondoka kwa furaha huku ikicheka sana.Muuza pharmacy akashangaa sana ila akapotezea.Ile njemba ikajenga mazoea,kila siku lazima ije kununua kondomu pakti tatu na inapotoka dukani inacheka saana.Siku moja baada ya mwenye pharmacy kumuuzia zile pakti tatu za dume,alimtuma msaidizi wake wa kazi amfuatilie yule jamaa anakoelekea,isije ikawa ni chizi anachezea kondomu kama mapulizo.Baada ya msaidizi wake kumfuatilia mpaka mwisho,alirudisha ripoti kwa bosi wake kama ifuatavyo;"ndio bosi,nimemfuatilia mpaka alipofika nyumbani kwako akapiga hodi,akafunguliwa mlango na mkeo!".
 
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Hapa simo. Ningezimia.
 
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Huez jua kabisha hodi kwa lengo gani huenda alishikwa na kiu 2, hahahahahahaah.
 
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wallahhh maibhara ushungi naua nauaaaaa
 
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ehee baada ya hapo alipofunguliwa na mkeo kaomba aende msalani kujisaidia kisha mkeo kamfuata huko huko sasa mimi niliishia mlangoni.. au bosi nikaendelee kuwa angalia nini wanaenda kufanya?
 
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Swine... anakwenda kuonesha ufalme kwa mke wa mwenziye...
 
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inafanana na ile ya kinyozi mmh
 
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...dah! hii kali.................alafu ikawaje?
 
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na duka la kuuza dawa za binadamu(pharmacy).Siku moja,njemba moja ilifika ikaomba ipewe Dume pakti tatu.Baada ya kupewa zile pakti tatu,ile njemba ikalipa na kuondoka kwa furaha huku ikicheka sana.Muuza pharmacy akashangaa sana ila akapotezea.Ile njemba ikajenga mazoea,kila siku lazima ije kununua kondomu pakti tatu na inapotoka dukani inacheka saana.Siku moja baada ya mwenye pharmacy kumuuzia zile pakti tatu za dume,alimtuma msaidizi wake wa kazi amfuatilie yule jamaa anakoelekea,isije ikawa ni chizi anachezea kondomu kama mapulizo.Baada ya msaidizi wake kumfuatilia mpaka mwisho,alirudisha ripoti kwa bosi wake kama ifuatavyo;"ndio bosi,nimemfuatilia mpaka alipofika nyumbani kwako akapiga hodi,akafunguliwa mlango na mkeo!".
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