Mmasai mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kutoka umasaini kuja dar.Katika moja ya matayarisho yake ya safari akaamua kununua angalau chupi.Siku ya siku akapanda zake basi kuja dar.
Akiwa ndani ya basi...
Siku moja Mzee Temba alikwenda kumtembelea Mzee Masawe nyumbani kwake. Katika mazungumzo yao Mzee Temba alimshangaa sana Mzee Masawe alipomwona kijana wa kiume wa Mzee Masawe wa miaka kama 30...
Wajamaa walipoa chimbo flani wakichoma weed, baada ya kupushi kwa muda hivi waliishiwa kiberiti, ikabidi wamtume mmoja wao aende akaazime. Jamaa baada ya kuzunguka kidogo aliwakuta jamaa wamesizi...
Bill Gates suddenly dies and
finds himself face to face with
God.
God stood over Bill Gates and
said, "Well Bill, I'm really
confused
on this one. It's a tough
decision; I'm not sure...
Ndugu mwanajamii mimi binafsi nimeifahamu jf kupitia kwa rafiki yangu mwakajana kipindi cha campeni akanitonya magamba walivyokuwa wakijipanga kuchakachua kura, niliifuatiria sana tangia hapo...
Katelelo...miaka ile mi nasoma msingi kuna hadith moja ilikua ina kichwa cha habari SIKU WA GULIO KATELELO. nlikua naipenda sana. Nani anaweza kunisaidia ntapata wapi kile kitabu?
Bw Rajabu ni kada mzuri wa CCM hapa Igunga, anajihusisha na huduma za Kompyuta akishirikiana na Mke wake. Kipindi hiki cha kampeni, alijitolea kumruhusu Mkewe kipenzi awemo kwenye msafara wa...
Wewe ni Mmakonde? Natanguliza samahani kwa kukupa kazi usiyoitarajia... Haya sasa!
Tamka sentensi au maneno yafuatayo!
1. Sio siri sisi si sisimizi.
2. Sarakasi si silaha.
3. Sipiringi...
Four surgeons were taking a
coffee break and were
discussing their work. The first
said, "I think accountants are the
easiest to operate on. You open
them up and everything inside is...
Mchungaji akawaambia waumini wa-kiume kwamba kila mmoja atoe sadaka kubwa kwa kadiri ya uzuri wa sura ya mkewe.Watu wakatoa viwango tofauti tofauti,wengine laki mbili,laki tano,laki nane na hata...
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced a "typical Texas baby" weighing 20 pounds
Two weeks later he returned to the bar, the Bartender...
This is a real story when I telled people you can imagine
One day, I was called for a nyama choma somewhere in uswahilini.kademu kangu kama kawaida refused to accompany i, because she does not...
Inakera sana na mara nyingi ndo huwa chanzo cha ajali nyingi za barabarani.
Unakuta devera huku anaendesha tena mwendo kasi huku anatuma sms jamani inawezekana kweli?
Tuwakemee sisi kama abiria...