Nawashukuruni kwa mapokezi mazuri mliyonipa dah hata siamini yaani nyie ni mfano wa kuigwa Mzee wa mpango shukurani BW Barikiwa PJ Sante sana Sahara voice thanx Mzee wa Upekuzi thanx na wengine...
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The...
Most irritating moment: Morning alarms
Most dreadful journey: Way to class :
Most lovely time: Meeting friends!
Most tragic news: Test in 1st period
Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent ...
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
1. Specificity
2...
When a baby is born into a family it affects every one in that family. However, as you have baby 2 then baby 3, the way in which you deal with the child also changes considerably.
Read these...
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how John and his roommate Julie looked at each other. She had long been suspicious of...
mwana JF mwenzangu mm hili linanipa kichefuchefu, utakuta mtu yuko kwenye daladala (au sehemu yoyote ya hadhara) anaachama mdomo, anaanza kuchokoa meno, kutoa nyama au uchafu kwenye...
Jamani mi nimeona thread nyingi zikiwa zinaonesha watu wanatafuta wenzi wa maisha lakini mpaka leo sijawahi sikia mtu anatangaza kuwa amefanikiwa,au humu ni utani tu?
*nilikua sipendi kabisa kutamka hili mbele za watu haswa kwa *wazee wenye heshima zao, labda kidogo nilikua naweza kuwaambia wanaume wenzangu ambao tunashea siri,Leo hii acha niwe muwazi...
In the year 2011, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build...
Ndugu zangu watanzania, napenda mfahamu kuwa nchi yetu tumepiga hatua kwenye maeneo mengi na nitaje machache ambayo kwa miaka hii 50 tumethubutu kuyafanya, tumeweza kuyafanya na tutazidi kuyafanya...
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A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell and asks...
LESSON FOR TODAY
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble........ And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a...
Nyimbo mpya iliyotolewa na CCM,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu,
Nikitaka kuiba kura wananigeukia,
Nikitaka kununua vitambulisho wananigeukia,
wananigeukia,wananigeukia,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu...
ukieelewa hii...hata wewe unaogopa sometimes.....
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness...
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell and asks...
Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to
me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
goes...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he...
Katika daladala mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.Mtoto akakataa kunyonya,mama akamwambia "nyonya!,kama hautaki nampa anko anyonye"!anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi karibu na huyo...