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ENGLISH IS REALLY CRAZY
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in humberger;neither apple nor pine in pineapple.English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in France.Sweetmeats are candies,while Sweetbreads which aren't sweet are meat.Boxing rings are square.Guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor it is a pig.If teachers taught,why didn't preachers praught?If a vegetarian eats vegetables,what does a humanitarian eat?how can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another day?
 
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Trying to find rhyme or reason in the English language is like trying to find a needle in a haystack!
 
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how am i supposed to beLIEve u, when the word LIE is right at the middle of it!
 
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American English is even more crazier than British English.
 
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There is no where to rest in restroom
 
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There is no where to rest in a restroom
 
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Masaburiazitonapekikwemagambanianism!
 
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hahaa umenikumbusha member aliyekuwa anaitwa half crazy na stori zake,.,...
 
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english me not good bwana.
 
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Canaries islands were named after... Dogs!
 
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hahaa umenikumbusha member aliyekuwa anaitwa half crazy na stori zake,.,...
where is Ng'alang'ala???

Ng'alang'ala going to the river,mamba kenda keza kamgambila vipande six chini magorogoso finishingi
 
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writers write but fingers don't fing...
 
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hahahhahahaha! matumbo unaua...dah!
 

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