Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go...
Wana jf nawasalim
My boyfriend kasafiri na atakuwa ughaibuni kwa miezi kadhaa.Nampenda sana na niko tayari kuolewa naye hata mkee wa pili in case atarudi na mke
My problem is this:Kaniachia...
Mwana jf kila uamkapo asubuhi utakutana na KALABLASHA TATA ambapo ndani kutakuwa na mada ya kuzumzia kwa asubuhi hiyo tafadhali usikose kupitia.
Hii itaanza kesho nenda search andika kalablasha...
1. Isiwe ndogo saaana,
2. Iwe nzuri na yenye mvuto,
3. Isiwe imetumika mno,
4. Isiwe na umeme,
5. Iwe maeneo ya uswazi (cheap),
6. Iwe nyeupe na ndefu,
7. Mpangaji niwe peke yangu,
8. Isiwe na...
Nakutaka wewe,
Wewe wa kike ambaye umekuwa ukichangia sana post zangu,
wewe ambaye umekuwa unapitia kutazama profile yangu,
nasema na wewe wa kike ambaye unastahili kila kilicho cha kwangu...
A Baker was asked to print 1st John 4:18 on a wedding cake and he forgot the 1st and printed John 4:18.
1st John 4:18 reads "There is no fear in love. But perfect love cast out fear...
Habari za usubuhi wana jamvi.... jamani naomba nitoe wazo la mhe. BWM agombee tena urais kwa mara ya pili ili angalau tuondokane na serikali legelege ya sasa... tukumbuke kipindi cha mkapa...
habari ndugu zangu...binafi nina mchumba wa kichaga mmachame....sasa rafiki zangu wananitahatharisha sana...ila binafsi sijaona mabadiliko yoyote tangu tuwe pamoja miaka 3 iliopita..
Niishaurini...
Last night during Obama's Los Angeles event at the House of Blues, some guy mustered up the guts to shout at the top of his lungs at the President, alternating between variations of "Jesus Christ...
A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a PHONE CALL so that their kids wont realize. One day the husband sent his son to tell his mummy that, he want...
At dinner a little boy offered to lead in prayer; Dear GOD, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents. Thanks for visitors and their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream. Bless...
Jamaa walikubaliana washindane kusema uongo ambao utafanana na ukweli, mshindi apewe zawadi...
Mmmarekani: Kwetu sisi kule New York kuna majumba mareeefu yanafika mbinguni!
Jamaa: loh nyumba gani...
Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK).
If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest...
soooooooooooooo boring, yani tena nyimbo zenyewe basi hata kama umependa unakatizwa starehe na huyo mdada anaesema kama umependa wimbo huu bonyeza nyota, bora angesubiri mpaka wimbo unapoisha ndo...
Huyu dogo kama ni ushalobaro kazidi....
Huo mwendo ananikumbusha tukiwa watoto ilikuwa ukitoka kuangalia movie kali basi unatoka hapo na wewe unataka kufanya kama kina Rambo...Van Damme...
A man tells his doctor his wife hasnt wanted sex for months, and the doctor suggests a consultation with her.
so the wife comes into surgery and tells the doctor: Every morning, i take a cab to...
Leo ni siku yangu ya kuzaliwa natamshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kwa kunipa uzima hadi leo hii na pia nawashukuru Wazazi wangu kwa kunilea vyema hadi leo,Asanteni wazazi wangu.
Nawatakia Birthday Njema...
carmel is my twin sister...(kama ingefaa kujitambulisha).
tulizaliwa siku moja...mama mmoja...baba mmoja.....temeke hospitali mnamo tar 27th-september.tulibatizwa sote pale kanisa katoliki...