JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mpare bahili... Alinunua mbuzi!! Akamwambia mpishi,nyama nuthu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye fritha!! Kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudhi chuku chuku!! Ngodhi uthitupe tutafanya...
2 Reactions
22 Replies
3K Views
kupandisha bei ya maziwa mtindi ukidai eti petrol imepanda bei
0 Reactions
19 Replies
2K Views
Kuna jamaa alienda kwa mganga ili apewe ndumba kwa ajili ya kuwa tajiri. Akawa anafanya biashara ya kuuza ng'ombe kwa wachinjaji. Kumbe dawa aliyopewa aliambiwa awe anarusha hela njiani, yeyote...
0 Reactions
5 Replies
2K Views
UNIVERSAL TRUTH : When girls wear tight fittings, Neither they are Comfortable Nor Boys are comfortable. !!..
0 Reactions
3 Replies
1K Views
....um a pregnant woman!!...kavaa mwana kaka mmoja...na jinsi yake fresh yuko zake mitaa ya mwenge!! tusaidiane katika hili, sio kila mtumba unaokuja huku ni wa kununua tu,..nguo zingine zilikuwa...
0 Reactions
23 Replies
3K Views
tumekuwa wa kusaidiwa kila siku lini Tanzania itajitegemea kweli inauma
0 Reactions
1 Replies
945 Views
Wanawake hufikiria mambo kwa kufanya vitendo vya hisia,kwakuwa husukumwa na nguvu za asili zaidi. Wanawake wengi hawawezi kufikiria mambo kwa mantiki wanapokuwa katika shinikizo. Ndio maana kwa...
0 Reactions
4 Replies
2K Views
TUMESHINDWA KUFIKIRI NA KUFIKIA HAPA?, HIVI kABLA YA YA MUUNGANO WA TAREHE 26 APRILI 1964; TANZANIA ILIKUWEPO? MBONA TUNAPOTOSHA KWA MAKUSUDI KABISA HISTORIA YA TAIFA LETU KWA JAMBO LILILO...
0 Reactions
1 Replies
1K Views
Shule za kata bhanaa kuna mtoto alikuwa anachapwa na mwalimu wake, mwalimu alikuwa anamwambia SPEAK ENGLISH sasa akichapwa analia MAMA YANGU WEWE mwalimu akamchapa tena akamwambia Speak English...
0 Reactions
15 Replies
2K Views
Watu sita wa familia moja wamenusurika kufa baada ya kunywa dawa inayodaiwa kuongeza ufahamu uko Pemba. Wamelazwa hospitali baada ya kuumwa na kuonekana kuwa ni sumu, imebidi watundukiwe drip. Je...
0 Reactions
1 Replies
4K Views
Wadau Japo sina kawaida ya kufuatilia yasemwayo mitaani lakini hili naliona linafanana na ukweli kama si kukaribiana,hivyo nalisema hapa tuliangalie kama halilet hisia hizo na kama linaleta je ni...
3 Reactions
10 Replies
3K Views
inaniboa watu wanatumia watu wengine kuelezea matatizo yao...ooh rafiki yangu ni "gasho" ...ooh rafiki yangu ana uume uliopinda...aaaargghh!!funguka tu kama ni ww...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
2K Views
Daktari mmoja alikuwa mlevi mpaka ikabidi apelekwe kwenye sektarieti ya maadili na mahojiano yalikua hivi; kiongozi:kwanini unalewa kwa kiwango hicho wakati unajua madhara ya pombe...
0 Reactions
2 Replies
1K Views
A policeman comes to the office with one black shoe and one white shoe. His boss starts to yell at him: You are ruining police reputation, go home and change the shoes. The policeman goes home...
0 Reactions
0 Replies
1K Views
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine. "Pencil", however, is...
0 Reactions
8 Replies
1K Views
habari ya asubuhi! napendaa kuchukua fursa hii kuwatakieni weekend njema, leo kiukweli wekend imeanza fresh,kwani ni mwisho wa mwezi ,mvua za kijiubaridi kizuuuri(kwa wakazi wa dsm...
4 Reactions
13 Replies
2K Views
Jamaa mmoja alipiga tungi akawa bwax akawa amelala akaota amekuwa mwanamke anajifungua akawa anasukuma mtoto alipo shituka ndotoni akakuta kajaza mi mav
0 Reactions
12 Replies
2K Views
Plitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. Wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa katika nchi zao. Mchina akaanza "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono...
5 Reactions
33 Replies
5K Views
Haina kitu hii,usiisome imekosewa!He mbona huelewi usisome hii imekosewaaa!!mbona unaendelea kusoma!kalale bana, hapa hamna kitu!
0 Reactions
10 Replies
2K Views
utakufa maskini kufuatilia maisha ya watu. Fasta fasta unaingia kuchungulia jitu zima huna haya!
0 Reactions
6 Replies
1K Views
Cookies are required to use this site. You must accept them to continue using the site. Learn more…