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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ginner, Sep 10, 2011.

  1. G

    Ginner JF-Expert Member

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    Mpare
    bahili...
    Alinunua mbuzi!!
    Akamwambia mpishi,nyama nuthu ipike pilau na
    nyingine itie kwenye fritha!!
    Kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudhi chuku
    chuku!!
    Ngodhi uthitupe tutafanya mkeka... Utumbo pika na
    ndidhi na mifupa tutawaudhia wenye mbwa! Mkia
    nitengenedhee uthinga wa kufukudhia indhi, kinyethi
    kihifadhi kwa mbolea ya bustani...
    Mpishi akamuuliza: Hutaki na sauti ya mbuzi 2fanye
    ringtone kwenye simu yako?!
     
  2. Jeji

    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    duh!!! hiyo kali.
     
  3. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    hii funga kazi
     
  4. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ahaa haaa haaa haaa...............kwi kwii kwii kwi
     
  5. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    No comment
     
  6. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    Aithee vipi chalii yangu mbona unaadha uchokodhi aithee? Mi thitaki uchokodhi na mtu.
     
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    strit boy Member

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    Jamani nacheka mwenyewe kwenye gari
     
  8. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    Shiga du!

    Ugali mboga picha ya Samaki

    Hiyo Ringtone huwa ipo sawa Mehehehe
     
  9. ndyoko

    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    duuuuuuuuu! hiyo kali wakuu!
     
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    MRIHI Member

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    Mbavu sina! Kweli kaka unatisha.
     
  11. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Na kweli hapo hakitatupwa kitu
     
  12. Ndechumia

    Ndechumia JF-Expert Member

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    Naman huyo mjamaa apewe nch aongoze cjui itakuaje
     
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    Mamaya JF-Expert Member

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    Wanathema thithi ni wabahili thithi thio wabahili ila tunakwenda na bajeti.
     
  14. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    tutonga na bajeti
     
  15. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    matani mengine tutashababishiana hasara ya kuvunja computer zetu maana yanaendana na ukweli
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    kweli wewe upo juu ile mbaya.
     
  17. geofreyt

    geofreyt Member

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    Thethethe....
     
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    Vanpopeye JF-Expert Member

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    Na harufu yake pafyumu.
     
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    Madame Gissy Member

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    ht wakinunua kijuice chupa ndogo inaweza kumaliza miezi miwil kwn wanakunywa kwa siku ule mfuniko wake. Hizo budget za wapi?
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kwenye ringtone ndo pamenimaliza kabisa
     
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