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British Man and the Sheikh

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by BinMgen, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. BinMgen

    BinMgen JF-Expert Member

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    British Man and the Sheikh
    A British man came to Sheikh
    and asked: Why is it not
    permissible in Islam for
    women to shake hands with a
    man?
    The Sheikh said: Can you
    shake hands with Queen
    Elizabeth?
    British man said: Of course
    not, there are only certain
    people who can shake hands
    with Queen Elizabeth.
    Sheikh replied: our women
    are queens and queens do
    not shake hands with strange
    men.
    ________________________________
    Then the British man asked
    the Sheikh: Why do your girls
    cover up their body and hair?
    The Sheikh smiled and got
    two sweets, he opened the
    first one and kept the other
    one closed. He threw them
    both on the dusty floor and
    asked the British: If I asked
    you to take one of the sweets
    which one will you choose?
    The British replied: The
    covered one.
    The Sheikh said: thatÂ’s how
    we treat and see our women.
     
  2. obsesd

    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    lol.... awesome huh.
     
  3. Mtambuzi

    Mtambuzi Platinum Member

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    Kuna ukweli hapo................
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kbs hii sio joke maana ukidig deep ni ukweli m2pu yan
     
  5. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Hii ya swali la pili ililetwa hapa na Rejao!
    Nice thang at B/fast though!
     
  6. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh.......
     
  7. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Hii niliyoibold ilitoka hivohivo kwenye thread ya Rejao yenye kichwa cha habari: *Samahani kama itakukwaza"
    Joke/Utani unaorudiwa mara mbili hauna ladha hata kidogo!
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    atleast umetukumbusha
     
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    Rejao JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa kabisa PJ na Hygeia
     
  10. U

    USUAL Member

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    I like it, it seems like jokes but this is how Islamic protects women, that religion is beauty and only last and final revelation sent to all mankind, People back to Muhamad (pbuh).
     
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    guccio Senior Member

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    copyng n imitattng z da modest way of flattery..
     
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