Jeikei amekuwa afisa habar wa tanesco,kila mwisho wa mwaka 2010&2012,amekuwa anatoa hotuba za kuwaambia wananchi wawe wanakubali BEI MPYA ZA UMEME,kila mwaka unapoisha,basi awe anaisemea na EWura n.k
salaam wana JF,
heri ya mwaka mpya wote.
(mbona sijawahi kusikia JK kafiriwa na nduguye? simuombei afiriwe, ila tu kwakuwa anashiriki sana kutoa ubani kwa wengine)..............wino mweupe...
Wana JF ni kajiswali tu kadogo najiulizaga labda ipo au haipo.Tukianzia hapa kwetu Tanzania hivi ni taasisi gani
iliyoongozwa na mama Maria Nyerere alipokuwa ikulu kwa miaka 27?
Na je kwa US...
Wa-marekani walipotuma astronauts kwenda outer space waligundua kwamba wino wa kalamu zao hauwezi kuhimili joto la outer space.Walitumia miaka 10 na $12million ku-design pen itakayofaa kutumika...
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are...
Napenda kuwapa heshima ya hali ya juu wanawake woote popote walipo duniani no matter what..hawa ni mama,dada.shangazi,bibi zetu.Halipingiki mama zetu ni wavumilivu na wametutoa mbali wanahitaji...
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for $500. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him...
kikwete kaenda
kuwatembelea vichaa.
Docta akawachagua vichaa
wenye nafuu wampokee.
Basi jk akaja na escort
yake.akawa anazungumza na kichaa mmoja ikawa
hivi:
jk: mbona unanishangaa
hivyo...
This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!"
As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black...
Kuna mzee mmoja alikua anawasumbua sana vijana waliokua wanavuta bangi karibu na nyumba yake na kutishia kuwaitia polisi. Basi wale wavuta bangi wakapanga mikakati ya kumkomoa yule mzee ili...
During a reception, the groom was called
upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests
and this is what he came with.
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty
for creating my wife and...
A 50- year-old lady who was dying of cancer, asks God to give her 25 years more and God approves. After her successful operation, she underwent plastic surgery and gets facelift, lip tuck and...
From a Fan!!
A man called home to his wife and said...
"Honey, I've been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and friends. we'' be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get...
siku moja juma alisafiri kwenda mkoa wa mara alipofika alichukua chumba cha wagen,kwa kuwa alikuwa mchezaji(player) hivyo ilikuwa ngumu kulala peke yake.basi akatafuta mtu wa kulala naye...
hivi ushakutana na hili! Mtu unampigia simu anakwambia eti amekumis sana kama ndivyo hivyo si ungenipigia au ungetuma sms! Mtu ana namba za sim za kwako, email, jf mko wote, facebook mko wote...
Bosi mpya katika construction site aliamua kuonyesha yeye ni mchapakazi hodari kuliko wa zamani.Katika pita pita yake,akamkuta jamaa amelala kivulini muda wa kazi.Akamuuliza;wewe kijana,kwa nini...
Newton's third law states: "every action has an equal and an opposite reaction".
So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal and opposite proverb.
All good things come to those...
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