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Mi yangu naweza kuiuza kwa laki tano tu bila mkopo.
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Mh:Hayati Regia Estelatus(doto)Mtema,ni Majuzi tu umekusanya Kero zetu kwa ajili ya kuzipeleka Bungeni na pia ulisaema utazisemea nje ya Bunge,Ombi letu kwako ni kama kwa aina yeyote unasoma hii...
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Jerry Mwaijax Huu ugentleman mwingine
ni extraordinary: jamaa
kamzimia dem kanisani,
mara ukafika muda wa
sadaka eti akamwambia
"dont wory i'll pay 4 u"
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ina mvuto, ni nzuri na ya kueleweka.
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Leo naomba kueleza lililo moyoni mwangu, wallahi sitanii, maana najua hapa watu watakuja na vijineno vya kukatisha tamaa~~~~Mabibi na Mabwana naomba saaana jambo hili msilifanyie dhihaka.
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Miaka ya zamani kabila la wakinga lilikuwa linadharauliwa.
Jamaa (mkinga) Sanga akaambiwa na mtu toka hapa we si mkinga huna lolote.
Sanga akajibu.Mkinga ndili mkinga ,lakini ndili mborn townn...
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kuna wezi 3 walikamatwa kwa wizi wa matunda kwenye mashamba ya watu.walipofikishwa mahakamani,hakimu akaamuru kila mwizi a.i.n.g.i.zi.w.e matunda ambayo ameiba.basi john ambaye alikuwa mwizi wa...
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I thought this was funny in a special way, if you get the drift. Else you can easily be like "huh".
These guys from Africa in NYC apparently are so into distinguishing themselves as "Professional...
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Mkulima mmoja wa pamba Maswa shinyanga, alipouza pamba yake alipata tsh 10,005.
Basi alizichukua pesa zote na kuzipeleka benki.
Akamkabidhi tella wa benki. ilikuwa hivi:
Tella akapokea pesa na...
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Johnny Moses, from the Nootka Indian tribe, told the story of what happened in his tribe when the first British missionaries tried to take over and convert the Indians back in the 1800s. It took...
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A lil boy asks a lil girl if she would marry him when they grow up. :mwaaah:
The lil girl answers:
I am sorry, I can't... In my family we only marry our siblings.
My grandpa married my grandma,
My...
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Mapenzi bana...yana vituko sana.
Mtu anakuambia 'you are the best I've ever had'!
'Sijawahi kumpenda mwingine kama ninavyokupenda wewe'!
'Wewe kwangu ndo mwanzo mwisho'!
'You are my all and...
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Wengine mademu wanajifanya majibaba!
Wengine majibaba wanajifanya mademu!
Wengine maroboti wanajifanya binadaamu!
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1912: Dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood....
2012: He's dying of hunger!
Source: Copy & Paste!.
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Utafanyaje? unapoingia chooni na kukuta mtu kanya pembeni ya choo muda mfupi tu uliopita, unafikiria na unaamua kuahirisha, unatoka. Mara mlangoni unapishana na msichana mrembo unayemtamani siku...
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wimbo wa "Lonely boy" by the black keys, yupo mBongo-bongo, hebu mpe kabila LOL
Follow the link below to view the video on youtube
The Black Keys - Lonely Boy (First Listen) - YouTube
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naomba kuuliza kwa wadau. hivi ili mtu aitwe jambazi sugu inabidi awe na sifa gani? au afanye mambo gani?.
je hizi ni hatua za kufikia ujambazi sugu? mdokozi-kibaka-mwizi-mwizi...
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siku moja kulikuwa na mzungu mmoja na wabongo kibao kwenye daladala ya kuelekea masaki basi ilipofika saa ya kukusanya nauli konda akasikia harufu ya ushuzi, ndipo akauliza nan kajamba.jamaa mmoja...
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