JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then a + b = t (a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b) a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb...
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what is hate? Who is the couse of hate? Why hating? What are the faida of hating? What is next after hate? please nahitaj explanation ndicho kinachontatiza!
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Jamani nimepanga safari ya kutoka Dar kwenda Loliondo kwenye shughuli zangu Kikazi. Kama kuna m2 anataka Kwenda kwa mzee Ambikile mwaisapila namkaribisha kwa Lift. but kamchango ka 100,000 ka...
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Jamani mwenzenu naupenda huu wimbo wa French Boy na Ray C. its a song that carries me away big time. french boy ft ray c-moto moto - YouTube
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Ndugu wana JF wenzangu, ninayo furaha kukufahamisheni kuwa nitamaliza deni langu la mkopo wa bodi ya elimu ya juu mwezi huu. Zamani walikuwa walikuw wakinikata 10,000 kwa mwezi wakaja kubadili...
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Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered.... They don't come to change the family, they are here to ... ( READ ON !) The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home...
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A wife was sure her husband was banging the maid. One evening she (wife) went to the maid's bedroom & ordered the maid to sleep in her marital bed, she (maid) complied. So she (wife) lay in the...
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Jamani haya mambo yapo? (Kwa wale wenye computer angalieni avator yangu kama unatumia nokia imekula kwako labda aje mjanja awawekee mambo sawa).
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Kuna hiki kiumbe lakini cha ajabu hapa duniani kiitwacho Mwanaume. Ni cha ajabu kutokana na uwezo wake wa kubadilika kufuatana na mazingira kilichomo kwa wakati husika. Hakika hata yule bingwa wa...
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Why don't men wear tight underwear? It cuts off circulation to the brain! Why do men have broad shoulders and big foreheads? When you ask them a question, they shrug their shoulders and...
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Mhindi,mpare na mchaga walienda kutoa msaada wa pesa kwa maskini.lakini waliweka masharti ya kupata huo msaada.na mambo yalikuwa hivi:- mhindi>mimi ntachora duara kisha ntarusha pesa...
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Hamjambo wana kubwa kufikili jamani naomba kuuliza hivi ni nani anaepanga siku za mwezi wa fe kuwa 28 au 29? Maana zamani ilikuwa mwaka huu 29 unaofuata 28 lakini sasa hivi tofauti mwaka 2010 na...
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Wengi wetu humu wakati tukiwa watoto tumekuwa katika mfumo tofauti kabisa wa maisha tofauti na yalivyo sasa kwa mfano mi nikiwa mtoto karibu kila sikukuu tulikuwa lazima tule pilau haijalishi ni...
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Mwanamke kutumia jina la mume., mf: khadija slave. Hapo kwa mtu asie mfahamu khadija si anaweza kujua slave ndo baba yake? Kama hiyo ni sawa basi nami kuanzia sasa nitaitwa slave khadija.teh teh!
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Hivi kati ya WANAUME na WANAWAKE ni wepi wenye uwezo mkubwa wa kuhimili pressure za kusubiri majibu bbda xa kupima NGOMA?Mia
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...............................Peter na mdogo wake John walikuwa wanalala kitanda kimoja cha spring na wazazi wao.wakati wa usiku wazazi wao walikuwa wanavizia peter na john wamelala na kuanza...
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Juzi usiku katika maeneo ya Msasani Bonde la Mpunga....Ndugu Waziri Ally mkazi wa maeneo hayo..alifumaniwa na mke wa rafiki yake akiwa Bar......... JF Chit -Chat Kuna siku niliwahi kununua...
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Zipo za kila aina, nyingine sura bayana ya mhusika nk, wewe yako chanzo chake kipi? (hope this was never discussed before), la kumradhi!
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Wakuu 2mshukuru mungu kwaku2shugulilisha na miangaiko ye2yote yakutwa nzima, jamani 2mshukuruni kwanza mungu kwani ame2tendea mema. Na pili jamani, wakuu tupumzike japo mudahuu kidogo...
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Konda wa daladala akiwa ndotoni........"dereve toa..to..toa" huku akigonga kwa nguvu kwenye mlango............kwa kuwa alikua usingizini ule mlango ukageuka mkewe...........
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