Leo asubuhi katika kipindi cha mahojiano cha Channel 10, amesikika mtoto wa marehe Sheikh Yahya Hussein akiongelea utabiri wake wa mwaka 2012. Moja ya kitu alichokiongea ni kuongezeka kwa umaarufu...
tafsir ya moja kwa moja!
*katelefon dont smoke my river-kasim usivute mto wangu.
*dont bread your friend millet!-usimkate rafiki yako mtama.
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From day one hiyo Avatar yako ilinikonga plus tofauti za wavulana na wanaume ikamalizia kabisa.
Jiandae nimeamua kuleta posa, sitaki michango ntagharimia kila kitu.
Ya nini nife na kijiba cha...
Hebu fikiria uko sebuleni kwako, uko wewe, mkeo, watoto, wakwezo na marafiki mnaangalia taarifa ya habari kwenye luninga. Mara anatokea presenter mwanaume kwenye luninga kuendelea na taarifa ya...
Jamani nisaidieni! YANI NKISIKIAGA NJIMBO MOJA HIVI YA CDM IITYAYO operation sangara ROHO INATIKISIKA. Kweli siyo kujifanya wala kufanya kampeni. Ila naipenda kinomaa. Ntaacha hata kula hasa...
Mchaga alidumbukia kwenye shimo la maji mkewe alipopata taarifa alikimbia kununua kamba amuokoe mumewe mara baada ya kufika na kumtupia ile kamba mpya yule jamaa akamwambia mkewe hii kamba mpya...
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while
he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs
some
Olives off the bar and eats them, then...
huwa nafuatilia sana kipindi Cha Asubuhi..za dondoo za habari magazetini
angalia hii:
Kurasa za Mbele:KITAIFA
. Magufuli awarushia kombora wabunge wa dar...
Kuna watu wanapenda kupost mada wakisema kwa wanaume tu,au kwa wanawake tu!
Kwa tathmini niliyoifanya kwa muda sasa nimegundua ile jinsia ambayo haihusiki ndiyo huchangia sana hiyo thread kwanini...
Jamaa m1 alikuwa ametulia zake coco beach, akapita mzungu akamuuliza "R U RELAX" jamaa akatikisa kichwa akajibu "NO" baadae akapita tena mzungu mwingine akamuuliza jamaa "R U RELAX" jamaa akajibu...
Takwimu zinaonyesha kuwa kuna Idara fulani za Serikali maambukizi ya Ukimwwi yapo juu sana, labda inatokana na kuona suala la ku-ngonoka ni jambo la kawaida sana.
Idara hizi ni pamoja na Mambo...
On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all her family, and she suddenly realized she had forgotten get any shoes.
Panic!
Then her sister remembered that she had a...
Jamaa mmoja kutoka bara ya Kenya alikuwa anafanya kazi mjini Mombasa. Siku moja, kutokana na msongamano wa magari, alichelewa kufika kazini. Akiwa njiani sehemu za Mwembe Tayari ndani ya matatu...
Niwape her ya mapinduz wazanzibar wote. Katika kuwaunga mkono nikaambatana na rafk zangu kupata chupa 1 mchana huu. Mara tunakaribishwa na mhudum mwanaume, kakomaa, midevu kama Osama! Tumeishia...
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only...
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