Jamaa mmoja kutoka bara ya Kenya alikuwa anafanya kazi mjini Mombasa. Siku moja, kutokana na msongamano wa magari, alichelewa kufika kazini. Akiwa njiani sehemu za Mwembe Tayari ndani ya matatu...
Niwape her ya mapinduz wazanzibar wote. Katika kuwaunga mkono nikaambatana na rafk zangu kupata chupa 1 mchana huu. Mara tunakaribishwa na mhudum mwanaume, kakomaa, midevu kama Osama! Tumeishia...
1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only...
1.Mwalimu mmoja alijamba darasan
basi kwa aibu mwalimu akaomba likizo
ya mwezi mmoja. Kurudi baada ya lkzo akaulza darasa
®enhee tuliishia wapi? Mwanafunzi
mmoja akajibu "tuliishia pale ULIPO...
Jamaa mmoja mjini Mombasa alifika mkahawani na kumuita mhudumu. Mambo yakawa namna hii:
JAMAA: Chai ipo?
MHUDUMU: Ipo.
JAMAA: Mnauza bei gani kikombe kimoja?
MHUDUMU: Shilingi Ishirini
JAMAA: Na...
In a daladala....
Boy: Hi
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you? (Mkaka)
... Boy: I'm rich...
Girl: Oh! Hi. My name is Bahati but you can call me
"Baby" . I'm 19 & I stay in Magomeni ...
Maongezi ya Mrembo na Daktari:Mrembo alienda analia chumbani kwa daktari anapohudumia wagonjwa,Daktari: mbona unalia binti?Mrembo: nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kuwa ni muuajiDaktari...
Kuna jamaa walikua wanataniana!
Mmoja akamwambia mwenzake hivi :
Aisey mwenzangu umezidi umalaya yaani ingekua kila Mwanamke mmoja unaetembea nae ukimaliza tu, unatobolewa tundu mwilini, basi...
Ni Rafki yangu!!
Ana BBA anafanya kazi kwenye Kampuni mojawapo ya Simu, alipokuwa chuo alifanya engagement na binti wa ukweli, Bright darasani na yuko bomba Physically. Chuo kimeisha demu kaolewa...
Baada ya masai kupinga shitaka la wizi lililomkabili kwa nguvu zote, ulipofika wakati wa kujitetea mambo yalikuwa hivi:
Hakimu: Mshtakiwa una swali lolote kwa shahidi
Masai: Ndiyo bana...
nakumbuka kipindi simu ndo zimeanza kuingia wanzangu wasukuma walilizwa sana kwa kuuziwa vitoy wakidhani ni simu, sasa hii tabia ya ushamba naona imeendelea kwenye makabila yetu especially watu...
Wanabodi.
Napeleka vijana wangu wawili shule wanasoma Arusha takaa siku nne, naombeni mniambie hotel gani nzuri nifikie bei iwe kuanzia $150 mpaka $200.
Nilianza mwaka nikiwa na machungu mengi na matatizo mengi katika mahusiano ya kimapenzi upande wangu.
Nilimuomba Mungu sana aweze kunipitisha katika hali hiyo ngumu na amejibu maombi yangu.Moyo...
wana jamii nilikuwepo pale quality juzi..! jamani mimi ninaona pako juu sana..! yani theater ni balaa mazee..! na misosi sasa yani ni balaa wazee..! wewe unadhani kati ya pale na mlimani wapi pako...
A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find a perfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside. A hooker comes along and says to him, "Like to come home with me, buddy?"...
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