JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
"..............Teacher wa vichaa aliwapeleka wanafunzi wake baharini wakarelax,chizi mmoja akawa amejitenga na wenzie,teacher akamuliza "we vipi mbona umekaa pekeyako",chiz akasema" napiga hesabu...
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Panya watatu walikuwa wanabisha nani ni mkali kati yao, Panya wa kwanza;mi naweza kutegua mitego yote ninayotegeshewa. Panya wa pili;mi naweza kunywa maziwa hata yakiwekwa sumu.
Panya wa tatu...
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Please, please, dont kill people...
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Mambo ya copy n paste..mlugaluga mmoja alikua hana flash diski.. ka copy file kwenye computer ofisini, kachomoa mouse, kaenda nayo home ili aka paste..
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Wazungu walitengeneza mtambo wa kuesabu idadi ya vibaka na wezi katika nchi.mtambo ukaletwa Afrika kufanyiwa majaribio}Nchi ya kwanza ilikuwa Nigeria mtambo ukasoma vibaka&wezi...
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...zipo nyumba mbili za watu wenye hela hapa jirani na ninapokaa...na watoto wakishua wanaishi humo, lakini wanagawa "fuko la mbolea", na wakongwe wa hili eneo wanadai ni shambaboy alimuanzishia...
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pga pcha unapanda basi alaf unaskia harufu ya samaki wa kukaanga..unaangalia huku na kule hakuna ndoo wala box amblo mayb hao samak wamefungashwa humo...njaa kali,samak hujara cku nyng,basi tabu 2pu..
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Sijui hii imekuwa culture kwa baadhi ya watu au vipi
utasikia ahhhh january bana ngumu sana
wengine watakwambia shauri ya ada za watoto
wengine watakwambia sijui hili na hli
yaani mtu moja mmoja...
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A Newly Wed Couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon.
The wife offers to make him a drink and asks the bartender to give
A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys
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A shot of lime juice...
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Lee Redmond
Lee Redmond, a woman from Utah who has not cut her nails since 1979, had grown and carefully manicured them to reach a total length of 8.65 m (28 ft 4.5 in), and was listed in the...
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Mateja wawili walipelekwa mahakamani kwa makosa ya kubwia unga.Hakimu akawaambia;nitawasamehe kwa sharti moja,nendeni mitaani mkawaelimishe mateja wenzenu waache kutumia madawa ya kulevya.Baada ya...
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If you could buy the time and given opportunity to go back to your past life , which FIRST thing you will do ???
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wakuu kuna vitu vinaripuka kama mabomu tena. sasa hivi. kuna nini? Mia
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He!
Kumbe leo sijawasalimia,
Asalam aleykum,
How are u,
Wasinukaa,
Ulaileyani,
Jore,
Hujambo,
Mzima,
Shikamo,
Ikiana,
Cheichei,
Ulimhola,
Ongamshi,
Mwadela,
Bonjour,
τι...
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http://41.59.13.185:88/broadwave.asx?src=1&rate=0
tumia link hii (hapo juu) kusikiliza maubiri ya mwalimu Christopher Mwakasege live, kila siku kuanzia saa 4:30 jioni hadi saa moja usiku...
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Wana JF Naomba mnieleze maana ya hiki kitendawili "TEGA NIKUTEGUE"
Na kuna vingine vingi unaweza ukaongezea na unipe maana yake.
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Kwa kweli dada alikuwa anachangamsha sana hili jukwaa. Anajua kufrustrate, kutibua akili za watu. Yaani ni pasua kichwa. Tangu alipoondoka jukwaa hili limepoa na huenda likafa kama kilivyokufa...
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Nilituma hii post katika mtandao fulani wa kijamii.
"I'm gonna sleep on the veranda tonight."
157,021 Mosquitoes 'Liked' it.
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Mambo vipi Wanajamii Forum???Naomba musome hapa kwa makini kisha tujadili katika hili.Juzi nilikuwa nasoma ripoti ya UNDP ya mwaka 2011 kuhusu hali ya maendeleo katika nchi 187 wanachama wa...
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Pedeshe mmoja alienda na mkewe muziki, akapita binti mzuri akamsalimia, mkewe akamuuliza ,Yule nani? Akajibu Huyo nyumba ndogo yangu. Mke akaja juu,Nataka talaka yangu. Pedeshe akajibu...
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