Mtoto kaona nyeti ya baba yake, Akauliza "nini hii"? Baba,akajibu "ni Heshima", kesho yake wakaja wageni, baba akamwambia mtoto, "toa heshima kwa wageni", mtoto akatoa Nyeti yake, akaonesha...
Inasikitisha sana.
Uwalimu sasa si kazi mzuri kutokana na jinsi serikali yetu ilivyo wapuuzia.
Kwamacho yangu nimemshuhudia mwalimu wangu wa primary amekuwa ombaomba yeye na watoto wake.
Tena...
Jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba sekretari wake,na baada ya kufikiria sana hakatamani kumwambia mke wake na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi;
Mume: Mke wangu leo nimepata tatizo kubwa ofisini.
Mke: Usiseme...
Madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi tatu yaani Tanzania,Germany na China walikutana kuelezea mafanikio ya nchi yao. Akaanza mchina kwa kusema kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mikono tukamuwekea ya bandia na...
This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA...............
Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting
Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into
the Kingdom...
Naamini kwamba ID na avatar ya mtu inaelezea kitu fulani kwa mhusika in term of personality.
Jaribu kuelezea personalities from avatar and ID.
Eg, from avatar Dark City, akiona hayamhusu...
habari zenu wakuu.naomba nitumie nafasi hii kuomba mwana mmu makini niweze kumtuma kwa obsesd. nahitaji mtu mwenyewe awe great thinker na mwenye uzoefu na mapenzi ambaye anajua mitego mbalimbali...
Leo ndo cku nilipatikana kwa uchungu jamani, niwish happy birthday na mama angu mu mpe hongera jaman, nsimsahau baba but najua hakuingia hata wodini. . .a special appreciation to all women kazi...
kama JK anahudhuria huko kwenye mazishi ya Mh Mtema, na pia nina uhakika Rais wa mioyo yetu atakuwepo? Je picha litachezwa vp maana hamna uwezekano wa maziko kufanywa mara mbili...Je watapishana...
Jamaa kaingia msikitini na panga na kuuliza nani mwislam hapa.watu kimya,
nani mwislamu hapa?? halafu akamchukua moja nje na kumwomba amchinjie mbuzi.
halafu akarudi msikitini na panga yenye...
Nilikuwa napitia Katuni za Nasani Mpangala nikakutana na kitu hiki kilichonifanya nifikirie mambo mengi sana kuhusu mustakabali wa nchi hii.
Amechora kwa kifupi na kaweka maneno machache sana...
Hii kitu nimeitoa gazeti la leo la citizen na nimeipenda..isome mwenyewe Facebook sparks a fire in my affair Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:59 By Joseph Mtebe, Success Correspondent When I...
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