Let’s make fun with obama.

[Kombo]

One night, President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.



Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle why the owner was so interested in speaking to her.



Michelle mentioned that in her teenage years, the owner had been madly in love with her.
President Obama then said, “So, if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant.”


To which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.


Courtesy of MO-Blog: Hapa

 

[MUMY A]

mh,hapa sichangiii,naogopa....

 

[Matango]

Mke na Mume walipishana lugha nyumbani. Asubuhi wakawa na Safari wakapanda gari yao moja wote wawili bila kuongea. Baada ya mwendo wa kim 10 mke akazungumza neno likamkera mwanaumme. Mwanamke akageuka upande mwingine asimwangalie mumewe. Walipomalizika kim zingine 10 mume akaona zizi la ng'ombe, mbuzi na kondoo akamwambia MkeweTAZAMA JAMAA ZAKO WALE !!! Mwanamke akasema ni KWELI SHEMEJI ZANGU !!!!

 

[Kombo]

Mke na Mume walipishana lugha nyumbani. Asubuhi wakawa na Safari wakapanda gari yao moja wote wawili bila kuongea. Baada ya mwendo wa kim 10 mke akazungumza neno likamkera mwanaumme. Mwanamke akageuka upande mwingine asimwangalie mumewe. Walipomalizika kim zingine 10 mume akaona zizi la ng'ombe, mbuzi na kondoo akamwambia MkeweTAZAMA JAMAA ZAKO WALE !!! Mwanamke akasema ni KWELI SHEMEJI ZANGU !!!!

Haya bwana! Khaaa...!!?

 

[SHIEKA]

So Michelle Obama was implying that she is the one who made Obama the president! Funny.

 

[MAMMAMIA]

So Michelle Obama was implying that she is the one who made Obama the president! Funny.

Don't forget, to every successful man, there must be a woman involved.

 

[obsesd]

Don't forget, to every successful man, there must be a woman involved.

lol..... true dat!

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Don't forget, to every successful man, there must be a woman involved.

The opposite is prominent and true

 

[marejesho]

Don't forget, to every successful man, there must be a woman involved.

What about Failure man? eg JK?

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

What about Failure man? eg JK?

There is a primary teacher behind

 

[DAWA YA SIKIO]

There is a primary teacher behind

Mmmmmmmh !
Tusubiri wenyewe waje.

 

[mgodi]

mh,hapa sichangiii,naogopa....

naungana na wewe mkuu.