Guy 1: "Owky, I'm gonna tell u a
story with 4 PARTS. Ok remember
that, 4 PARTS... !!!"
Guy 2: "Owky..."
...
Guy 1: "I'm gonna start with part
1...
There was a husband and a wife,
they were driving...
....kidogo inanipa shida, cjui kama huko nyuma (zamani) pia ilikua namna hii...
wakaka wanakimbizana na wadada....pakitoka aina fulani ya blauzi, basi ujue mbioni kutakua na mashati ya aina iyo...
Mtaa # 1 huko s'wanga:Jamaa akiwa na baiskeli yake akakutana na babu mmoja akienda kwa mguu.Yule babu akamuomba lift,jamaa akatosa kwa visingizio baiskeli yake ni mbovu.Babu akasema haina...
Mamboz zenu waungwana,natumai hamjambo na mnajiandaa na mishemishe za mitoko ya Ijumaa.
Binafsi huwa najiuliza: Hivi ni kwanini mtu mpaka anakufa au anakuwa mkubwa wa miaka 69 lakini bado hajawahi...
Nauliza Swali langu jamani nawaombeni munijibu waheshimiwa wangu. Kwa Mfano yai ni moja yakiwa mengi utayaita mayai. je Simba ni mmoja wakiwa wengi utawaitaje? nawaombeni munijibu swali langu hilo...
As you lie back, your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,but he refuses to be swayed as he approches you.
He asks you if you are afraid and you shake yor head...
Kwa kuanza napenda kuchukua fursa hii kumshukuru sana mwenyezi Mungu kwa kuniruhusu niendelee kula licha ya uovu mwingi ninaotenda kila siku hapa duniani. Pia kwa wale ambao ndugu, marafiki na...
Hizi ni sifa za mgombe uongozi wa ccm ktk ngazi yoyote
JAZIA AU KANUSHA ISIYOFAA
1.lazima uwe mtoto wa kigogo serikalini
2.uwe na charecter za wizi
3.uwe schooless/Hujaelimika
4.uwe mgonjwa...
Wanpendwa wana JF wenzagu nimekuja rasmi ili kuwaaga kwani tarehe 6 mwezi wa pili nategemea kuondoka na kwenda masomoni. Kutokana na hali hiyo nasikitika kuwaambia kuwa sitoweza kuendelea kuwa...
Jamani mwenzeni nimeota wanachama wa jamiiforums tumeitwa kupewa zawadi kila mmoja kutokana na mchango wake aliotoa katika jukwaa hili. Zawadi zilikuwa zinatolewa katika uwanja wa Taifa Dar. Kila...
Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye basi la mbagala kama kawaida yao, bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti. Baada ya mda konda akamuuliza "bibi unalia nini sasa"
Bibi akajibu "miaka...
He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so...
Dada mmoja alikuwa anaumwa jicho ile mbaya,alikuwa halali uciku kwa maumivu.siku moja alijitoa mhanga kwnda hospitali moja ya Serikali;kwenye chumba cha dactari wa macho akaingia akamkuta dactari...
Hii ilikua kati ya kahabaa na mwanauchumii
kahaba,,,,,goli 1 kwenye kitanda sh 10000,,,,,,goli 1 kwenye coach sh 5000,,,,,goli 1 kwenye nyasi sh 2000
mwanauchumi,,,,,,,sasa mimi nitatoa sh...