Guy 1: "Owky, I'm gonna tell u a story with 4 PARTS. Ok remember that, 4 PARTS... !!!" Guy 2: "Owky..." ... Guy 1: "I'm gonna start with part 1... There was a husband and a wife, they were driving to a camp site when they came upon a split road... The husband goes: 'Let's take the left one.' The wife goes: 'I think we should take the right road...' Then the husband slaps the wife across the face... 'Who's driving, me or you?!?' And they take the left path.... Guy 2: "Hahahahahaaaaa..." Guy 1: "Owky, now I'm gonna tell you part 2... Once they get to the camp site the husband goes fishing so his wife can cook their dinner. He comes back and the wife says, 'Good, now I can cook fish soup for us to eat...' The husband says, 'But I wanna eat fried fish..' The wife slaps the husband across the face and says, 'Who's cooking me or you?!?' And they end up drinking fish soup... Guy 2: "Hahahaaaa.. .. lol..." Guy 1: "Now I'm gonna tell you part 4.... Guy 2: "What about part 3?!?" Guy 1: ****Gives two big slaps to guy 2 across the face**** "Who's telling the story, me or you?!?"