JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Guy 1: "Owky, I'm gonna tell u a
story with 4 PARTS. Ok remember
that, 4 PARTS... !!!"
Guy 2: "Owky..."
...
Guy 1: "I'm gonna start with part
1...
There was a husband and a wife,
they were driving...
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Hii mambo naskia haikogo kabisa Ar, kweli ??
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....kidogo inanipa shida, cjui kama huko nyuma (zamani) pia ilikua namna hii...
wakaka wanakimbizana na wadada....pakitoka aina fulani ya blauzi, basi ujue mbioni kutakua na mashati ya aina iyo...
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Tangu Asubuhi sioni Members walio kwenye Jukwaa lolote niingialo. Na wewe inakutokea? Yaani kuna memba 2 na wageni 100, inajionyesha kwako?
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Mtaa # 1 huko s'wanga:Jamaa akiwa na baiskeli yake akakutana na babu mmoja akienda kwa mguu.Yule babu akamuomba lift,jamaa akatosa kwa visingizio baiskeli yake ni mbovu.Babu akasema haina...
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Mamboz zenu waungwana,natumai hamjambo na mnajiandaa na mishemishe za mitoko ya Ijumaa.
Binafsi huwa najiuliza: Hivi ni kwanini mtu mpaka anakufa au anakuwa mkubwa wa miaka 69 lakini bado hajawahi...
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mwanaume mwenye tabia ya kufanya mapenz na wanawake tofauti huitwa spana.je mwanamke mwenye tabia hyo hyo tunamwitaje?
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Nauliza Swali langu jamani nawaombeni munijibu waheshimiwa wangu. Kwa Mfano yai ni moja yakiwa mengi utayaita mayai. je Simba ni mmoja wakiwa wengi utawaitaje? nawaombeni munijibu swali langu hilo...
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As you lie back, your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,but he refuses to be swayed as he approches you.
He asks you if you are afraid and you shake yor head...
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2012 chaguo lako nini?...mie nimechagua kuchit chat...
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Jana nilipita mahali nikaona imeandikwa 20-0=2 nikaona kiuna ukweli fulani,je jamaa yuko sahihi??
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Kwa kuanza napenda kuchukua fursa hii kumshukuru sana mwenyezi Mungu kwa kuniruhusu niendelee kula licha ya uovu mwingi ninaotenda kila siku hapa duniani. Pia kwa wale ambao ndugu, marafiki na...
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Hizi ni sifa za mgombe uongozi wa ccm ktk ngazi yoyote
JAZIA AU KANUSHA ISIYOFAA
1.lazima uwe mtoto wa kigogo serikalini
2.uwe na charecter za wizi
3.uwe schooless/Hujaelimika
4.uwe mgonjwa...
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Wanpendwa wana JF wenzagu nimekuja rasmi ili kuwaaga kwani tarehe 6 mwezi wa pili nategemea kuondoka na kwenda masomoni. Kutokana na hali hiyo nasikitika kuwaambia kuwa sitoweza kuendelea kuwa...
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Jamani mwenzeni nimeota wanachama wa jamiiforums tumeitwa kupewa zawadi kila mmoja kutokana na mchango wake aliotoa katika jukwaa hili. Zawadi zilikuwa zinatolewa katika uwanja wa Taifa Dar. Kila...
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Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda kwenye basi la mbagala kama kawaida yao, bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti. Baada ya mda konda akamuuliza "bibi unalia nini sasa"
Bibi akajibu "miaka...
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He tells the bank officer he is going to Australia on business for two weeks & needs to borrow £5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so...
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Dada mmoja alikuwa anaumwa jicho ile mbaya,alikuwa halali uciku kwa maumivu.siku moja alijitoa mhanga kwnda hospitali moja ya Serikali;kwenye chumba cha dactari wa macho akaingia akamkuta dactari...
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Hii ilikua kati ya kahabaa na mwanauchumii
kahaba,,,,,goli 1 kwenye kitanda sh 10000,,,,,,goli 1 kwenye coach sh 5000,,,,,goli 1 kwenye nyasi sh 2000
mwanauchumi,,,,,,,sasa mimi nitatoa sh...
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