Habari wana JF….. :poa
Ukiwa kama mtoto haijalishi uko katika hali gani, waishi mahala gani ama jamii gani... Tunakua kama malaika na the world is so wonderful in our eyes... kila kitu...
A guy went up to his father saying:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: That's great son. Who is it?
Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father: Ohhhh I...
Bibi kakamatwa kwa kuiba pakti ya sukari super market.Alipoulizwa kwa nini aliamua kuiba sukari,akajibu;"nilifika hapa kwa malengo ya kununua juisi,nilipochukua kopo la juisi,kwenye label yake...
Bia baada ya kupanda hadi 1800/= nikarudi katika vikao vyetu vya mzunguko wa kopo moja la komoni kwa wachezaji 12. Tukaagiza kopo la ltr 4, yaani amboni. Tukaanza kubugia, mimi nilikuwa namba 10...
Good Morning school, first you should know this is an assembly!! Those boys who are mammaring and malinger lingering at the back should Shut up!!.I would like to bring to your attention that Mrs...
Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery...
Dogo mmoja alikua anapiga story na dingi yake, mara girlfriend wake akatokea, na dingi mwenyewe mtata sana dogo akaamua kutumia akili ya kuzaliwa na maongezi na gf wake yakawa hivi...
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the...
Nilikua Nafatilia kipindi cha ATN,This is My story kuna pastor anachambua freemanson.
Kasema NIKE=No Intimacy Kill Everyone
IMF ukiigeuza(kuificha) FMI=Free Manson International,akataja...
kuna *shule moja ya wavulana watupu,ambapo wanafunzi walikuwa manunda ile mbaya,Tatizo wanafunzi hao walikuwa wanawadhrau sana walimu wao wa kike,walikuwa hawafati amri na maagizo ya hao maticha...
Ule wimbo wa izzo bus wa ridh 1,leo namwimbia mwanaAsha,naanza km hv Corus;
Naongea na mwanaAsha mwanaAsha ripot hii usipuuze
Verse;
mwambie mshua wako akisaidie kusaka credt,afute matokeo yte...
Nimetoka kule kidogo roho iache mwili kwa ghadhabu na kisebusebu, wengine wanasema kalishwa sumu wengine wanadai jamaa anajipendekeza... basi mkanganyiko mtupu!! Afadhali huku tunaulizana mambo...
wang'wise naliyomba gekeh hivi zile filamu 3 za kikombe cha babu,mara kikaja cha dogo,kisha cha bibi bado filamu hizi zinaendelea au?na kama zinaendelea zimefikia season ya ngapi???????
Baada ya hotuba ya mkuu wa shule ya kiminyio kuwa ndefu ktk mahafali ya shule, mugabe akashikwa na usingizi! Aliposhtuka akakutana na sauti ya wanafunzi ikiimba"this is the time to say good...
habari zenu jaman, hivi kazi ya makamu wa Rais ni ipi?? Maana naona jamaa kila kukicha anazindua mara shule,mara hospital mpaka baadhi ya wadau wanasema eti anatembea na mkasi mfukoni kwa ajili ya...
wahenga walivyosema hujafa hujaumbika kwakweli hawajakosea!!!!nilikutana na demu niliyesoma nae primary kwakweli huyu msichana alikuwa mbaya!ila kwa sasa ni moto wa kuotea mbali,ngozi soft na...