JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Employee: Sir, you called me?
Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.
Boss: Do it again.
Employee: Done it again.
Boss: Do it once more...
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*kumbe jirani yangu TUNAE ISHINAYE pale Mbagala Kiburugwa, dada lulu ramadhani mohamedi alihudhulia *tuzo za kilimanjaro "kiliawards' aseeeeeee mtoto matata yule!
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Msichana mmoja aliye julikana kwa jina la lulu kanda mwenye umri wa miaka tisa,ametoroka nyumbani kwao uko tabata baada ya kupigwa na baba yake mzazi .
Lulu alikuwa amevaa nguo na viatu
kwa...
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Gonga hapa kupata series za picha na maelezo mbali mbali ya wanyama, mahali na vyanzo vya utalii upatikanao Welcome to Facebook - Log In, Sign Up or Learn More (AFRICA)
leo kutakuwa na maelezo...
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nakushukuru mola kwa kunifikisha hapa na nakuomba unijaalie maisha marefu yenye afya njema....
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Kumbe hata mkusanyiko wa haya maneno ninayoandika hapa unaitwa hivyo. Well, It's the case of "New Kid in the Block".
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Hakuna ubaguzi wa rangi wala jinsia..
ni mtaa ambapo unaweza kuwasilisha mawazo yako hata kama hukubahatika kuweza kusema (bubu) Glory to God
ni mtaa ambapo unaweza kupata mitazamo ya wengine...
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Enyi MODS wetu!
Majina yenu yatukuzwe.
Yabarikiwe majukwaa yetu yote hasa ya Chit chat MMU na Siasa.
Ninaungama kwenu kuwa ninaipenda sana JF,
kiasi kwamba haipiti siku bila ya kuingia...
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Hivi huyu mtangazaji mrembo wa Itv & radio one ameolewa? Nampenda sana natamani nimwoe ila sijui historia yake.
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Mnakumbuka nn kwenye kpnd hiki? M kile kigoma cha kuanza kpnd kilikuwa kinanikuna kwelikweli!!
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Habarini wana jf wenzangu, mwenzenu naumwa na nimelazwa kcmc hospital toka juzi sa 5 usiku, NAOMBENI MNIOMBEE DUA KWA MWENYEZ MUNGU NIPONE MAPEMA nirudi kwenye mapambano ya kulikomboa taifa. Mungu...
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Hivi majuzu basi la jeshi lenyenamba za usajili 4253JW likiwa limebeba wanajeshi 85 likitokea kambi ya Lugalo kuelekea kambi ya mbagala. Kufika mwenge trafiki wa 2 walilisimamisha, baada ya...
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Maid asked 4 a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a ......pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Ma'm, there...
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sheria ya mpya ya 18 ya fifa mchezaji akifanyiwa madhambi wakati kona inapigwa itakua penalt nafikiri wote mliona hii sheria ilipoanza ku2mika kwenye gem ya ac milan na barca
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Heshima kwenu wakuu, kwa fursa ya pekee kabisa napenda kuwatakia jumapili njema iliyotukuka, wenye hangover za jana keep in touch too. Ila kesho Tukumbuke kwamba "Event za mjengoni zinaendelea so...
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Jamani kwa wale wanaomfahamu TB JOSHUA huyu mtu ametabiri vita kuu ya 3 ya dunia itakayohisisha iran na middle east vs America na Britain sasa Africa ipo katikati ya bara hizi na inaweza...
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A drunkard enters a bus and realizes his wallet went missing.
Mlevi: Somebody has stolen my wallet! If I don't find it, same thing that happened in 1978 will repeat itself today.
Passengers...
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Ni Amedee Stanslaus (alikuwa Head Prefect Pugu High School mwaka 90/91) na Nazael Madala. Niliwapenda sana tabia zao zilivyokuwa kama viongozi wa serikali ya wanafunzi pale Pugu- na walitokea kuwa...
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Jamaa aliingia Msikitini na panga mkononi na kuuliza:
"Ni nani Muislam hapa?" Wote waliokuwa msikitini wakanyamaza kimya.
Akarudia kuuliza tena: "Nani Muislam hapa?" Vile vile hakujibiwa...
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Mawifi hawaelewani vizuri hata kama hawajawahi kuonana - sijui ni kwa nini?
mkwe anagopeka sana; hasa baba wa mtoto kike na mume wa mtoto wake na mtoto kike na baba wa mume wake - unaweza...
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