Jamaa kahisi kiu akaomba maji kwenye nyumba moja mtoto akamletea maziwa jamaa akanywa fasta kisha akamuuliza mtoto kwa nini amempa maziwa mtoto akasema panya alidumbukia hivyo hawayahitaji jamaa...
Wakubwa wangu, ndugu zangu, rafiki zangu na members wooote, Assalaam Alaykum Warahmatullah Wabarakatuh. Nakutakieni Ijumaa njema yenye baraka na afya. Mwaminifu mbele ya M/ Mungu ni yule=...
Ni wiki sasa huyu mwanangu Cantalisia na wenzake King'asti, TaiJike, Asnam, na yule mnoko MwanajamiiOne wananikwepa kunifundisha namna ya ku-log in kwenye JF na haka ka-simu kangu nilikokanunua...
Habari zenu jamani.kutokana na mambo ya kazi sijamuona mama watoto kwa kitu kama mwezi hv.sasa nipo moshi kwenye seminar na inaisha leo na ningependa kumnunulia zawadi ya chupi au lingerie lakini...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the storelaughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there'sno law preventing weird people from buying...
Mwanakwaya anamlalamikia padre:
"Padre mke wangu hajui kufanya mapenzi
kabisaa mi namwaacha haki ya nani!"
PADRE AKIJIBU KWA CONFIDENCE: "si bora mkeo anajua kidogo mke wa mpiga...
...Mwanamke mmoja aliingia duka la dawa na kuomba auziwe sumu.
Mwenye duka akamuuliza: " Ya nini hiyo sumu unayoitaka?"
Mwanamke: "Nataka kumuua mume wangu".
Muuza duka: "Mungu wangu! Nikuuzie...
Habari wana JF
A man approached a Nigerian girl,during sex the Nigerian girl asks the man.Why didn't you use condoms?Man replayed i don't have them,she asked once more,do you have HIV?Man said...
Asalam aleykum.
Mashosti ajali hii inayotuhusu kina mama imetokea hapa kwenye airport kubwa kuliko zote ulaya magharibi ambako niko transit kwa muda sasa nikisubiri boarding time kuelekea kwenye...
Jamani Ijumaa ya Leo naona kitu ambacho kitaweza kunipa furaha na kuniondolea haya mastress ya wiki Nzima ni kula huyu Mbuzi wa kikatoliki aka white paper.
Kwa hapa Dar najua Pale Didz Masaki ni...
There was a party that many rich
people
attended. The host had recently
built a tank with
many alligators, paranas, and
many other things
that could kill you. The host said
that if anyone...
Najua umeangalia comedy hapa tbc.Masanja kawataka wabunge/waheshimiwa kutoa hela za kumsaidia msanii sajuki.Kila mmoja milion 2 au 1.Na kawataja majina yao.Duh
wa heshima na taadhima napenda kumshukuru Sweetlady ambaye ndiye alipendekeza jina hili na kunipa ruksa ya kulitumia rasmi. Na wale wote ambao mara kadhaa wamekuwa wakilitumia jina hili napenda...
Ni wazi kwamba unaweza kujipatia ajira kwenye makampun ya simu, kama utaweza hili swali...
How many 5 digit telephone number can be constructed using the digit 0 to 9 if each number start with...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window.
He immediately told her to undress. After she had...
Mdoli au Mwanasesere?
Bastola?
Gari?
Udongo wa kufinyanga
Mpira au???????
Nilikuwa napenda bastola, wakati wa kulala naiweka chini ya mto, nilikuwa najua kuna
siku tutavamiwa na jambazi...
Duuuh! Hizi NDOTO Jamani!? :sleep: Na mi leo nimeoteshwa Dawa; Natibu magonjwa yote SUGU na yasiyo sugu, Situmii Kikombe, na wala simtozi Mtu 500/-! NIKIKUSHIKA MAKALIO TU UMEPONA.... KARIBUNI...
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