"Ukitoka tu nakumeza"

[Mtanzanika]

Jamaa alipokua akitoka nyumbani kwake asubuhi, alistushwa na sauti iliyokua inatoka nyuma ya nyumba yake..alisikia sauti nzito ikianza kwa kukoroma “Mhnnnnn……Ukitoka tu nakumeza…..Mhnnnnn….Ukitoka tu nakumeza” sauti ilikua ikijirudia rudia (nonstop).

Alipatwa na hofu na hivyo kabla hajafungua geti alipiga simu kwa majirani kuomba msaada. Si muda mrefu majirani kadhaa wenye silaha mbali mbali walifika kumnusuru jirani mwenzao. Ile sauti ilikua inaendelea kusikika. Kwa umakini huku wakinyata, walijigawa makundi mawili kuizunguka nyumba ili kuona kitu gani kinataka kummeza jirani yao.

Laa haulaaa!!!kumbe nyuma kulikua na Mwendawazimu akisema na mafua yaliyokua yakining’inia puani mwake kwa kuyatahadharisha……“Mhnnnnn……Ukitoka tu nakumeza”

 

[Nish]

uwii my apetite! jamani mambo gani haya lunch hour lol!

 

[suri]

uwii my apetite! jamani mambo gani haya lunch hour lol!

Nish,haha pole.uongezee kwenye lunch kinakuwa so yamy

 

[Nish]

nish,haha pole.uongezee kwenye lunch kinakuwa so yamy

mwe! I feel sick

 

[suri]

mwe! I feel sick

Hahaha,i can imagine that,tena ukute unakula bamia lolz

 

[Nish]

Hahaha,i can imagine that,tena ukute unakula bamia lolz

aaargh i feel sleepy suddenly!

 

[suri]

aaargh i feel sleepy suddenly!

Hey,finsh up your meal buddy

 

[Nish]

hey,finsh up your meal buddy

no nafeel brain concussion jiandae kwa murder case

 

[suri]

no nafeel brain concussion jiandae kwa murder case

Hiyo mi nadhan ntakuwa shahid 2,im nat the causer

 

[Nish]

Hiyo mi nadhan ntakuwa shahid 2,im nat the causer

Ushan-kanumba mwenzio karibu ni-rest in peace

 

[suri]

Ushan-kanumba mwenzio karibu ni-rest in peace

But finally you look ok,alright

 

[Nish]

But finally you look ok,alright

How can i be? im dying, anzeni kunichangia zile milion 70 za rambirambi kabla sijafa ati!

 

[mchaga89]

umetisha mkuu

 

[suri]

How can i be? im dying, anzeni kunichangia zile milion 70 za rambirambi kabla sijafa ati!

Umeshaambukizwa ufisadie

 

[Nish]

Umeshaambukizwa ufisadie

Hivi ufisadi ni ugonjwa na unaambukizwa vp? je una tiba?au kinga?

 

[Ipi dot com]

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