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Do you know what I'm doing now?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Midavudavu, May 4, 2012.

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    Midavudavu JF-Expert Member

    May 4, 2012
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    A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.
    The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
    professionalism went out the window.
    He immediately told her to undress. After she had
    disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing
    so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
    "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions
    or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said
    the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do
    you know what I'm doing now?" he asked.
    "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or
    breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor.
    Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual
    intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing
    "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came
    here in the first place."