JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Leo ni jumamoc ni ck ambyo mama kulwa hataisahau maishan baada ya kumkuta mme wake yuko kitandan na mdg wake wa dam(yan wifi yake) wakila MARAHA bada ya kuona hvyo mama kulwa aliishia kusema"Mme...
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Jiulize,kifo cha Yesu na cha
Kanumba kpi kimeugusa
zaid moyo wako,alafu
jipime we ni mkristo au
mkanumba? Na kati ya Lulu
na Yuda nani ana dhambi kubwa Jib ili nijue ukifa
roho yako...
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A king who did not believe in the goodness of God, had a slave who, in all circumstances, said: My king, do not be discouraged, because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes!
One day they...
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kipi bora kuumia au kushusha mzigoo???
umelala unaamka unamkuta mtu hivi itakuwaje?
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mvute kwako awe wako mileleee na yale madeni yafanye yawe yako milele.love him tenderly mpende Mr Tanzanite
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A mother is 21 years older than her child. 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.
question
Where is the father?
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jf imekua ulimwengu kwa watu wengi, kuna kitu tunakikosa huku. . .naomba ombi maalum kwa modes ianzishwe mahakama maalum ya jf, itakayoamua kesi za humu humu ndani.
Ni maoni tu nakaribisha...
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Akina mamiito na Dadiito.
Nashindwa hata kupanga ratiba as am so ecited jamani. hebu nisaidieni.
kwa kuanzia natoka job saa saba.
Mwenye atakayenipa ratiba nzuri nitampa siri yangu.
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BOY:I love your doughter since 5 months...FATHER:how can you prove it?..BOY:wait 4 months you will believe your self.
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1-Baba/Mama or Ma/Ba
2-Dad/Mum or Mummy/Daddy
3-Dingi
4-Mzee
5-Bi Mkubwa
6-Mamushka/Babushka
7-Mshua
8-Mzaa chema
9-...au kwa majina yao
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Kama mliangalia ile ya kwanza na ukaipenda, hii ya pili ni kali zaidi na kama kawaida mastaa kibao unaowajua, baadhi yao ni kama;
Rambo
Jet Li
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bruce Wills
Dolf Lundergren...
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Mke: Naomba tuongee mume wangu
Mume: Ongea
Mke: Ni kuhusu huyu house girl wetu
Mume: Hilo ni tatizo lako, halinihusu
Mke:Ana mimba
Mume: Hilo ni tatizo lake, halinihus
Mke: Kasema ni yako
Mume...
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Ili nikusalimu,nikufahamu. Tuzungumze,tujifunze. Tujadiliane,tuelewane na tushikamane. Nikukute wapi Mkuu?
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Jamaa alikuwa anasafiri kwenda ulaya, akamwambia dereva wake ampeleke airport. Wakiwa njiani akakumbuka kuna document amesahau, akamwamuru dereva ageuze gari. Alipofika nyumban akamkuta mkewe...
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Ndugu zangu wana chit chat,jioni ya jumapili kuamkia j3 kama saa mbili usiku nikiwa kwenye baiskeli yangu nilipata bahati mbaya na kujikuta kwa bahati mbaya naingia kwenye njia ya Tram na...
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Walaaniwe wote wanaoiombea CHADEMA mabaya na watu wote tuseme AMEN......
Walaaniwe wote wanaojaribu kuwa wanafiki kwa mioyo yote na kuona kwamba POLISI wamefanya kazi yao kwa kuua watanzania...
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Wakuu naomba kwa anayejua kuhusu mambo yaliyokwisha ainishwa kama ni ya Muungano (Tanganyika na Zanzibar) anitajie na hasa nikiwa nimejikita kwenye swala la Kodi au Ushuru unaotozwa. Je TRA ndio...
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Wavuta bangi wawili walikuwa wamekaa kijiweni wanavuta bangi,mara ndege ikapita.
Mvuta bangi1:"Hio ndege lazima itakuwa imebeba Rais!"
Mvuta bangi2:"Hapana imebeba wazungu tu,ingekuwa imebeba...
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