Wanajukwaa nina kama mwezi mmoja hivi tangu nimejiunga na ofisi flani hapa mjini na nilipoingia kutokana na kijipanga sawa sawa wadada wa ofisi hii wakaanza kuleta mazoea ya kienyeji...
Yes it is your birthday.....
Sala zetu zimesikilizwa. Hatimaye siku imewadia. Tunamshukuru Mungu. Tunakuombea maisha marefu, upate watoto wengi waizunguke meza yako wakati wa chakula cha mchana...
Mimi kwa upande wangu nishawahi kumchukia mmama mmoja ambaye alikuwa analeta maneno ya uongo kwa mama yangu, kuwa kijino anawanaume ni malaya, kipindi hicho nipo form 1 hata wanaume cwajui, yani...
Atakaepata kitendawili hiki, ani-inbox number yake ya simu nimrushie buku 10.
Sharti la kitendawili hiki unatakiwa utoe jibu la uongo, ukitoa jibu la ukweli basi utakuwa umekosa.
"Analia nyau...
It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
"Kimbweka"
"Here!"
"Mentor"
"Here!"
"Madame B"...
Nilimpenda sana sweetylady ila nimegundua hakuwa na mapenzi ya kweli kwangu. Ameweza kudanganyika na akina Vin Diesel huku akichochewa na Erickb52. Mapenzi kweli kuzunguzungu
I've kissed the moon a million times
Danced with angels in the sky
I've seen snowfall in the summertime
Felt the healing of the powers above
I've seen the world from he highest mountain...
Yaan unaweza ku~follow kila post ya member uliyem~follow, unapata notification kila akipost na unaweza ku repost hiyo post yake. Ningemfollow member anaitwa Asprin, japo tunatofautiana sana...
Haya tupoteze mawazo na nahau, ukiandika nahau, atakayetoa maana yake, naye anaandika yake:
amelala fofofo-amelala usingizi mzito.
Ana ulimi wa panga..... endelea....
Padri na Shekhe walikutana kwenye ndege.Padri akamkaribisha Shekhe kitimoto, Shekhe akasema huwa hatuli. Padri akasema mnakosa uhondo. Wakati wakushuka Shekhe akamwambia Padri nisalimie wake zako...
Ni mod anayependa sana kujibu kwa kizungu hata kama umemuuliza kwa Kiswahili. Tulimwajiri miaka 5 iliyopita na tukampa "Terms and condition", na alituvutia kwa sababu alituambia yeye ni msomi wa...
Ni kati ya mademu wawili na kila mmoja anatabia yake,na mbali na hao niliwahi kuwa nao zaidi ya hao wa3 ila kupitia mchujo wangu hiyo ndiyo top2 yangu!,...
Sifa zao ziko hivi;-
1-anadeka halafu...
Kitambo nimesugua kichwa ni zawadi gani nimpe kila Jf member na hatimae nikapata hii .
Wewe member unaesoma haya niandikayo hii ni gift nakupa , kupitia ujumbe kwamba :-
KATIKA maisha kamwe...
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