Mchaga kaopoa Mtoto wa pwani, kufika guest Mtoto kavua Nguo shanga kibao kiunoni MCHAGA : kibo ndeshafoo Yesu na maria hizi Rozari zote zimeibiwa parokia gani?
Mm Nilifikiri Chadema Wakorofi Bungeni tu, Kumbe Mpaka Hotelini.!!
Jana wakati wanakula walianza (Wenje) Mwongozo wa Mwenye Hotel, chumvi haitoshi.
Mnyika: Taarifa Mheshimiwa., Mchuzi...
Baba;kwani kwa jirani leo kuna nin?Mama;sijui kuna Birthday!Baba;Amezaliwa nani??Mama;sijui TUYU!Baba;TUYU ndo nan?Mama;Hata mimi simjui ila nasikia wana piga kelele alafu wanasema "HAPPY birthday...
How to take care of your wife:
In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are...
Mke alipanga na mpenzi wake kwenda guest house fulani kuvunja amri ya sita. Walipofika
reception wakati wanasubiri chumba kitayarishwe, mume wa yule mwanamke akatoka na
mpenzi wake katika chumba...
niPM,ukitaja jina lako halisi,jinsia,wajihi,elimu,your sexual preferences,fantasy zako,marriage status,akaunti namba yako,namba yako ya simu,jina la sheha wako,kinywaji ukipendacho na ueleze kama...
Hko kijijin kuna mzee mmoja alienda kanisan akiwa amejiandaa kwa wk zima sadaka ya sh. 200 kumbe hpo kanisan et hawana kawaida ya kutoa salaf, kwao ni noti tu i mean kuanzia 500,1000,2000,5000 ama...
Nitakwenda kwenye fiesta...
Nimefikiria ka kina sio kukurupuka nimeamua nitakuwepo kwenye viwanja vya lidaz kujirusha kwenye tamasha la fiesta....cant imagine nakwenda ona vile vitoto vibiichi na...
.[MUME]:Wife mi naona unanizingua,nimechoka kuishi na wewe,nabeba begi langu naenda kwa nyumbani kwa mama yangu.[MKE]:Ebo,tabu ya nini,mimi mwenyewe mama yangu yuko hai,nami naenda nyumbani kwa...
PASTOR:"Bwana asifiweeee!"
WAUMINI:"Ameeeen."
PASTOR:"Haya,tafadhalini sasa toeni;iPad,tablet na simu zenu,ingieni google msearch Yohana 3:16 msome.Pia washeni bluetooth zenu ili muweze kupokea...
Jamaa kaenda hospital akiwa na matatizo ya ugonjwa wa moyo, dokta baada ya kumchunguza akabaini moyo haufai.
Dokta akaamuwa kumfanyia operation na kufanikiwa kuondowa kabisa tatizo lake. Baada ya...
Jamaa mmoja aliibiwa simu kwenye daladala, ila kutokana na utozi wake (usharobaro) akaona aibu kumwambia jirani yake aibeep ili ajue inalilia wapi.
Basi akamwambia dereva wa dala dala "hebu...
Maswali na Majibu Darasani:
Mwalimu(Mtanzania Halisi: Leo tutajifunza hesabu za sehemu. Tunaanza na Juma. Enhe, Kiazi tukikikata katikati tunapata nini?(anakikata kiazi sehemu mbili zilizo sawa)...
ndugu zangu wanachit chat ni nyimbo gani unayoipenda? Au inakuliwaza ukiisikiliza? Mi napenda:
Nikita - Elton John
Sacrifice - Elton John
Lady in Red - Chris De Burgh.
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