JF Chit-Chats
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Mimi nilivunja rekodi ya kuwa na mwandiko mzuri shule nzima mwaka 2003 ..@ St Justine High school.
Na wewe weka rekodi yako.
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Funny+ lol
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know
that he was stil in the game. Bush opened theletter
and it appeared to contain...
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Mhindi alikamatwa anatoa haja ndogo njiani akatozwa 1000/- yeye akatoa 1500/- akaulizwa why!!?
Akajibu:Wakati kojoa iko jamba kidogo
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[BOSS TO SECRETARY]
Jiandae kesho tuna safari
ya kikazi.
[SECRETARY TO HUSBAND]
Mume wangu kesho
nitasafari na boss kikazi.
[HUSBAND TO GIRLFRIEND]
kesho wife wangu
anasafiri,kuwa...
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mambo vipi jamani hivi nikitaka kutizama local channel kama EATV nafanyaje jamani naomba mnisaidie
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Mzee karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
BABA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo....Mzee...
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Hapana mwanaume hasifiwi kwa sura bali husifiwa kwa kazi na kuingia benki kudraw au kudeposit
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Girl : why do you keep on following
me ?
Boy : because you are so pretty and i
think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really ?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more...
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Ni mwezi sasa nikiwa Lupango,Isanga jana nimerudi nimepgwa butwaa my wife ana kilambo cha udongo wa pemba,limao za kutosha.chini ya Meza kuna kifuu cha kutemea mate..
Hiyo kitu sijui ni yangu...
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Kwa mara ya kwanza kutembelea dar nikitokea Arusha baadh ya mambo yalinishangaza pale mwenyeji wangu alipokuwa akinielezea mambo ya waswahili
1.Et weng wanapenda kuonekana wamekula...
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Ndio maana yake! mradi umezinduliwa na hayo ni baadhi tu ya maneno yaliyomo ktk hotuba yake ya kuweka jiwe la msingi, mbele ya balozi wa egypt!
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Nilipata simulizi hii kutoka kwa rafiki yangu.
Polisi watatu waliokuwa lindoni usiku wa manane walilikamata gari moja lililokuwa na mali ya wizi, baada ya kulisimamisha mwenye mali alishuka na...
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Napendekeza kwamba mshindi wa mwezi uliopo awe anaingia mojakwamoja kwenye shindano la mwezi ujao kwa ajili ya kutetea taji lake. Kwa hiyo mchakato uwe ni kumtafuta mrembo mmoja tu atakayepambana...
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mambo vipi wewe, unashangaashangaa nini? kashangae mikumi chui kavaa batiki. . .
unashangaashangaa nini? kashangae chooni funza wanacheza yekeyeke. . .
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Mm nlifikiri CHADEMA wakorofi bungeni tu kumbe mpaka Hotelini!
Jana wakati wanakula:
WENJE:Mwongozo wa mwenye Hotel, chumvi haitoshi.
MNYIKA:Taarifa Mheshimiwa! Mchuzi unaonekana wa jana siungi...
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Habari nilizozipata hadi sasa mwamamziki ambaye ataibeba Fiest kesho, Rick Ross bado hajatua mjini!
Haifahamiki atatua muda gani!
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