JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari wana CC?
Nimeona niungane nanyi kuwaeleza mpango wangu wa mwaka 2013! Kuna kero moja kubwa inanisumbua sana nilijitahidi kiuvumilia naona nimeshindwa mimi! Hili suala la michango ya harusi...
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Barely a few hours after his appointment... a statement coming out of the Chelsea's Board Room says:
: Rafa Benitez has been sacked as Chelsea manager for failing to win anything since taking...
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Thanksgiving is not only about
the turkey and the feast that
follows, it is a quiet reflection
of how God is showering His
abundant blessings upon you.
So thank Him with all your heart...
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TAHADHARI MATAPELI WAJA NA
NJIA MPYA SASA
Kuna dada mmoja anasoma chuo
buguruni na pia ni mfanyakazi
hivyo jioni akitoka kazini ndipo
huenda shule.Sasa akiwa njiani
kuelekea chuo akapigiwa...
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mamboz....
hivi ile mboga ya majani inayoitwa "chinese" kwa kiswahili inaitwaje?????
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Kuna mji mmoja walikuwa
wanawaua wamakonde kwa
sababu ya kuchafua lugha
wakawa wanamuuliza kila mtu
aseme neno then akikosea
wanamua wakamuuliza jamaa wa
kwanza,sema sahani jamaa
akasema...
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Hivi unajua kuwa English ni lugha ya wanyama....Maan a Paka akiona unamcheleweshea maziwa anakwambia,"NOW ."
Ng'ombe ukimpa majani akiwa hajashiba utamsikia akikwambia,"M0R E."
Mbwa ukipita karibu...
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Risala fupi ya marehem CCM:
inaletwa kwenu na mimi Abuneri Mgaya
Marehem CCM alizaliwa 05/02/1977.
Enzi za uhai wake marehem alijishughulisha na kuua mazao ya biashara km...
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Huku kweru Tarime sidhani kama dhana za ulinzi shirikishi au polisi jamii zinaaplai! Coz kwa mambo ya ulinzi tunajitegemea so hatuhitaji hata polisi; kama vipi Amir Jeshi angewaondoa tu kupunguza...
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Sakata la Wagoni kunasiana sasa limekuja kivingine, na sasa maeneo ya magomeni kuna mwingine tena KANASA!!!
SIMU imeganda kwenye SIKIO, alikuwa anaongea na MKE wa MTU hivi sasa yupo MUHIMBILI...
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HUWA NAJIULIZA SANA,TENA SANA HAPA NAPOISHI,,
KWANINI JAMAA KILA ANAPOENDA TOILET HUWA INA MCHUKUA MDA MREFU SANA KUKAA HUKO?
KILA ANAPOENDA KUITIKIA WITO MKUBWA i.e haja kubwa...
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Watu wako kwenye semina wakaanza kujitambulisha. Wa kwanza " Mimi naitwa Anna niko mwaka wa kwanza Muhimbili Medical Center nasomea medicine". Wa pili "Mimi naitwa Davy niko mwaka wa 3 Mzumbe...
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Letter to boyfriend
A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in another town a
letter which reads:
I am sorry, but Im in love with a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome...
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Wana wa Bodi , awali ya yote nimisalimieni.
Habarini za jioni !
Ifahamike naandika haya nikiwa sipo nyumbani kwangu aidha niseme niko ugenini , ambapo nimefikia kwa jamaa yangu.
Leo mchana...
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Mi kwa ngoma za asili, hapo umenifikisha.
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Sio wote na wanajijua, yaan bila kuwataja hawa warembo wawili sekunde, saa, dakika, siku haziendi kabisa herufi za mwanzoni za wanyage hao ni F na C na za mwisho herufi zao zinafanana sana ni...
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Miaka Michache Ijayo Ibada Zitakuwa hv:
Mchg; Bwana aCfiwe!
Waumini; Ameen!
Mchg; 2chukue Laptops, IPad, Tablets na CM ze2 2fungue Wakorintho 13:13, piawasheni Bluetooth ili mpokee Mahubiri, kwa...
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Kisa mkwara, baba amposa bintiye bure
Kabla sijakuletea kijistori cha baba mkwe aliyelazimika kumposa bure binti yake baada ya kuchimbwa mkwara, nitoe ushauri kwamba ni lazima mtu ujiamini...
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Namaanisha hivyo wala sina ficho hakyamungu!!! Maneno yananiisha mie mtoto wa RCHUGA, labda waje hapa sweetlady, Mzee wa Rula, LiverpoolFC, na marejesho wanisaidie kutoa ushahidi. Ngoja nirudi...
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