JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A Little Boy was happily reading
his bible while waiting for a bus
to convey him to school.
Every minute as he read on he
would exclaim; Hallelujah,
praise thy Lord, amen!.
A guy heard him...
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Si kama kawa leo natoka zangu kwangu Lumo kufika stendi pale njia panda ya Kwa limboa ikaja daladala, kama kawa konda kaita "mwisho wa lami miatatu ikirudi rozana buguruni" nikajitosa, kwa maana...
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Wakuu salamu natumai muwazama kama mimi kiafya na munaendelea kusukuma gurudumu la maisha kama kawa.baada ya kurejea ndani yakijiji kutoka huko ughaibuni siku kadha zilizopita nilifurah kuwakuta...
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wana jukwaa.. hebu cheka huku ukitafakari! soma kisa hiki!
Jamaa flani alikuwa anatembea mtaani mchana huku akiwa na njaa kaliiii!
Mara akaona bango la restaurant moja limeandikwa; 'KU-LA...
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Kwa siku kadhaa sasa ukifungua tu computer yako kwenye JF unakumbana na picha inayofanana kabisa na mtangazaji wa ITV/radio one Abdallah Mwaipaya, Mzee Mandela akiwa kijana anafanana na huyu Bwana...
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Oh Lord, don't let me cheat on my girlfriend, cause as far as I can see,
She loves only me,
Oh Lord, don't let me cheat on my girlfriend, but Lord if you can't stop me
From cheating, just...
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This Student obtained 0% on an exam, even though his answers were technically or literally correct!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of...
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Mungu akiwa dereva wa maisha yako, shetani haombi lifti - Mzee Makamba.
Mungu akiwa dereva wa maisha yako, shetani haombi lifti -
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Jamaa alimpa ujauzito mwanafunzi
akashtakiwa kumbe yule jamaa ana
bibi yake mtaalam wamambo yetu ya
Sumbawanga...
Jamaa akaongea na bibi yake
amuwekee jinsia ya kike ili akashinde
Mahakamani...
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Jamaa alifumaniwa akakimbilia kwenye daladala akiwa uchi, konda akawa anamshangaa,jamaa akamuliza konda unanishangaa nini? Konda;, Sishangai uchi wako najiuliza nauli umeweka wapi?
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called...
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Teacher:"Why didn't you Study?"
Student:"Madam, a year has 365 days for you to study.After taking 52 sundays,there are only 313 days left.There are 50 days in the summer that's way to hot to...
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Naomba Nisaidieni Kujibu Swali hili, Kati Ya Chupi Na Samaki Kipi Kinavuliwa Sana?
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Siku 4 sijapata chekatime wala vifurush.ukibofya menu et huduma hii haipatikan kwasasa jaribu badae.nimewachoka
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Jamani najiuliza sn lkn sipati jibu,kuna members hapa jf wanachat masaa 24! Swali ni kwmba huwa wanajitafutia rizki sangapi na muda wa kulala hamlali hapo inakuwaje?nisaidieni kwa hili plse.
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hii ina matatizo kibao:
(1)Inakaa chaji dk 4 tu.
(2) ukituma msg ya asubuhi njema inafika mchana mwema, na ukituma ya mchana mwema inafika usiku mwema na ukituma ya usiku mwema...
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Unamfahamu nameless???huu wimbo naupenda sana na naomba ni dedicate kwa shemeji yangu Chocs kiroho safi kabisa
:dance::dance:
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Salaam wakuu,
Niko ndani ya shabiby line hapa ubungo ready for departure kuelekea Dom kidogo. Nimepata na vinovo viwili vipya hapa Dedicated Man na The One From The Other, ni burudani tu wakuu...
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A conspiracy theory going around the internet says Michelle Obama was really a man, originally born as Michael LaVaughn Robinson and after high school had a sex change operation done, after...
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