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# Lo!! A graet student

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kipstech, Oct 29, 2012.

1. ### KipstechMember

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Teacher:"Why didn't you Study?"
Student:"Madam, a year has 365 days for you to study.After taking 52 sundays,there are only 313 days left.There are 50 days in the summer that's way to hot to work,so there are 263 days left.We sleep 8 hours a day,in a year that counts up to 122days so now we're left with 144 days.Ifwe fooled around for 1hour a day,15 days are gone,so we're leftwith 126 days.We spend 2 hour for eating each day,30 days are used in these way in a year and we are left with 96 days in our year.We spend 1 hour speaking tofriends and family,that takes 15 more days and we're left with 81 days.Exams and test takes upto atlest 35 days in your year;therefore you are only left with 46 days.Taking off approximately 40 days of holidaysyou are left with 6 days.Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;you're left with 3 days to study.Lets say you miss class for only 2 days....you're left with 1 day.But that day is your birthday,you cant study on your birthday!.....T hats why I didn't study.

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### MTENDAHAKIJF-Expert Member

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There is a problem in your calculation my student!All th hrs you expected spent uselessly in a day you multiplied them by 365 days thts why u ended up with ur findings!

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Dah!
Huu nao ni uchizi!!

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### TetraJF-Expert Member

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Koa kwenzi hiyo dent

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imetulia duh!

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### MAZIRA CHISUTEMember

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Division five

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hahahaha....

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aisee mwalimu atakuwa mulugo...

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### YazooMember

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so he/she is probably going to score a division 5

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Dah,ametisha

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