Dakika 10 Kabla ya Harusi yako ,. Unapigiwa Simu Kuna Dili la Milioni 800 Alafu ni la uhakika lilikuwa linasuasua lakini sasa limekuwa tayali na ni lazima usaini sikuhiyohiyo uichukue.. Utaenda...
Wiki iliyopita m2 m1 alinisumbua sana kwa sms wakati simfahamu, kila nikipiga nikimuuliza maswali haelewi. akaendelea ku2ma wee ilipofika saa 4:30 akatuma msg " sorry nimekosea namba". Nikaisoma...
Mama mmoja alibakwa na jamaa fulani akachukua hatua ya kumfungulia mashtaka gerezani huyo jamaa,kesi ikaanza kama ifuatavyo;
Hakimu:mama naomba uileze mahakama kinagaubaga malalamiko yako...
Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentiality" and "reality"?..
Dad: "I will show you"..
Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for...
Habarini mabestito
Nimepokea taarifa ya mshtuko wa ghafla wa msiba ambao sijautegemea
muda si mrefu, nimeshindwa kustahimili wapendwa wangu naitaji maombi yenu.
Mwenzenu Nimeondokewa na...
Hakuna m2 mwenye ndugu wengi kama konda. Utasikia, "HAYA, DADA HAPO MBELE, MJOMBA KULE MWISHO. MA-MDOGO UNAENDA?, NGOJA ASHUKE BIBI. HAYA SHEMEJI UMEIKUTA YA KUWAH. Babu njoo ukae! baba angu hapo...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akiishi na mdogo wake na mama yake, pia wakawa na kambwa ambako jamaa alikapenda mno.
Siku moja akapata safari ya wiki moja, siku aliporudi tu kabla hajaingia ndani, mdogo...
Binti alitoweka kijijni kwao akarejea baada ya miaka 3
Baba; We mtoto ulipotelea wap?
Bint: Nlikua nafanya kazi ya UMALAYA Marekan!
Baba; Mshenzi, umetutia aibu, toka na usikanyage tena...
Good morning Ladies under Gentlemen (Sosi: Idd Amin)
Natumaini hamjamboni nyote hapa jukwaani, kwa wale wagonjwa nawaombea kwa Mwenyezi Mungu awaponye .
Napenda kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kwa...
1,Betri inajaa baada ya
dakika tatu,
2. Ina TV, tochi, mswaki,
kiberiti cha sigara,
3. Ndege ikipita, simu
inaandika 1 MISSED CALL
4. Ukiwa karibu na jiko,
inaandika CHARGER
CONNECTED na
5...
Sio unakurupuka 2 kitandan utafikir jengo limewaka moto, Amka kwa poz, KWANZA JINYOOSHE MWILI ILI UJUE KM UKO FIT, KOHOA KIDOGO ILI UTEST SOUND LINE,ELEWA SHWETAN NI GAID PENGNE KAIMUTE,THAN...
Jamani natafuta wa kumjua humu ndani.
Awe mmoja tu, wakiwa wengi itakua karaha.
My wife ni mmoja wa moderator humu mjengoni, so usini-mention jina atanuna, nitanyimwa kifungua kinywa cha...
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