Ufahamu UKIMWI wa kulogewa

[GAZETI]

Mimi natafuta mtu aniloge.

Nishindwe kuja JF kesho. Kwa sababu ya vipele vya vidole vyote.

Zawadi nono itatolewa.

Mkuu kuna mtu anasema weka majina yako halisi matatu
bila kusahau na jina la mama yako mzazi aanze kazi.

 

[mchawi wa kusini]

Aise

 

[Ndebile]

Mleta mada nimekuelea unazungumzia "UKIMWI" na sio HIV!

 

[LIKUD]

Mimi natafuta mtu aniloge.

Nishindwe kuja JF kesho. Kwa sababu ya vipele vya vidole vyote.

Zawadi nono itatolewa.

What is ur consideration

 

[James Comey]

Wakati mwingine watu wanapata magonjwa yanayoambatana na hofu na kuamini kwamba amerogwa

Ni sawa kabisaa lakini haiondoi kuwepo kwa uchawi, ushirikina au nguvu za giza. Kuna watu walisharogwa na kuroga.

 

[pilipili kichaa]

Salini na kuomba kwake Mungu baba na mkiamini kwa mwanae mpendwa Yesu Kristo hakika hayo majini sijui maruhani kamwe kwenu hayatasogea.

 

[Kiranga]

My offer is open-ended!

Anyone who can hex me, have at it!

Hahaha, some of these "wachawi" may send you anthrax by mail and call it uchawi!

Hawajui tumetoka Gamboshi na hatuamini uchawi!

Gamboshi: Makao makuu ya wachawi Kanda ya Ziwa

 

[Kiranga]

What is ur consideration

What do you mean what is my consideration?

This witchcraft business is empty psychology that profits from rampant ignorance.

I have offered $10,000 to anyone who will bewitch me so bad that all my ten fingers will be incapacitated to type a word here at JF, in the space of 7 days from today June 8 2018.

 

[Kiranga]

Mkuu kuna mtu anasema weka majina yako halisi matatu
bila kusahau na jina la mama yako mzazi aanze kazi.

Kwani uchawi wake hauwezi kujua majina yangu?

Whats next, utaniambia ninywe sumu ya panya nife kama sehemu ya uo uchawi?

Huo utakuwa uchawi au chemistry na biology sasa?

 

[General Mangi]

Mimi natafuta mtu aniloge.

Nishindwe kuja JF kesho. Kwa sababu ya vipele vya vidole vyote.

Zawadi nono itatolewa.

Tulisha kuloga usiamini uwepo wa mungu

 

[Kiranga]

Tulisha kuloga usiamini uwepo wa mungu

Hapana, Mungu ni nadharia mbovu isiyo ushahidi walauthibitisho, inayoelea kwenye bahari kubwa ya ujinga.

 

[General Mangi]

Hapana, Mungu ni nadharia mbovu isiyo ushahidi walauthibitisho, inayoelea kwenye bahari kubwa ya ujinga.

Sisi ndo tumekuloga ujidanganye hivyoo...
Sasa kwanini una bisha?

 

[Kiranga]

Sisi ndo tumekuloga ujidanganye hivyoo...
Sasa kwanini una bisha?

Test ya kuniloga ni kuniloga nilivyoamua mimi, vidole vipate ugonjwa nisiweze kuja hapa JF.

Ndani ya siku saba kuanzia leo.

Sio umeona nimevaa Jeans leo, halafu unakimbilia kusema umeniloga nivae jeans.

Hapo utakuwa unachekesha baraza tu.

 

[General Mangi]

Kwani uchawi wake hauwezi kujua majina yangu?

Whats next, utaniambia ninywe sumu ya panya nife kama sehemu ya uo uchawi?

Huo utakuwa uchawi au chemistry na biology sasa?

Masharti ya uo uchawi ni kuweka majina matatu, hivyo ndivyo vitendea kazi.
Lazima utaje mwenyewe, hata kama mganga anajua majina yako

 

[Kiranga]

Masharti ya uo uchawi ni kuweka majina matatu, hivyo ndivyo vitendea kazi.
Lazima utaje mwenyewe, hata kama mganga anajua majina yako

Majina yangu ni John Pazi Kipilimba.

 

[General Mangi]

Majina yangu ni John Pazi Kipilimba.

Ngoja Mshana Jr aingie kazini, ikibainika umedanganya tutakuambia na hivyo hatutaweza fanyia kazi maombi yako

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Test ya kuniloga ni kuniloga nilivyoamua mimi, vidole vipate ugonjwa nisiweze kuja hapa JF.

Ndani ya siku saba kuanzia leo.

Sio umeona nimevaa Jeans leo, halafu unakimbilia kusema umeniloga nivae jeans.

Hapo utakuwa unachekesha baraza tu.

Hahaaaaa wenzio watakuja na kisingizio kwamba wachawi huwa hawapangiwi!

Anywho, later this summer/ early autumn naenda Gamboshi na nitafanya ka-mini documentary humu ‘Mubashara kutoka Gamboshi’. Nita document hali na mazingira ya kawaida kabisa kuhusu hicho kijiji.

 

[Kiranga]

Hahaaaaa wenzio watakuja na kisingizio kwamba wachawi huwa hawapangiwi!

Anywho, later this summer/ early autumn naenda Gamboshi na nitafanya ka-mini documentary humu ‘Mubashara kutoka Gamboshi’. Nita document hali na mazingira ya kawaida kabisa kuhusu hicho kijiji.

Ukiihitaji translator kwa banamhala na bakiikolo, bafumu noo basumba batale, nipe kazi hiyo, hahaaaaa.

 

[Kiranga]

Majina yangu ni John Pazi Kipilimba.

Hilo jina kubwa, litavunja dishi zote za Mshana.

Hesabu zake zote zitagota hapo, singularity kama kugawanya kwa zero.

 

[General Mangi]

Test ya kuniloga ni kuniloga nilivyoamua mimi, vidole vipate ugonjwa nisiweze kuja hapa JF.

Ndani ya siku saba kuanzia leo.

Sio umeona nimevaa Jeans leo, halafu unakimbilia kusema umeniloga nivae jeans.

Hapo utakuwa unachekesha baraza tu.

Mashart ya uchawi hayapo kama inavyo amua wewe, kwasababu nguvu za kuloga zinatofautiana