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[mshamba_hachekwi]

Asante, usingizi hamna. Sijalala hii siku ya pili sasa, natakiwa kusafiri saa 10 hapa.

vumilia tu hamna namna

 

[and 100 others]

niambie na mia moja wengine😂

ms eyes yupo?

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

ms eyes yupo?

yupo humuoni?

 

[and 100 others]

yupo humuoni?

Hujapata lishangazi?

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Hujapata lishangazi?

bado aisee sijui nakwama wapi

 

[Intelligent businessman]

nimepata msiba😒

Pole Sana aisee🤒😪

 

[and 100 others]

bado aisee sijui nakwama wapi

Kanunue mafuta na maji kwa Mwamposa kijana, mishangazi humu mingi.

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Kanunue mafuta na maji kwa Mwamposa kijana, mishangazi humu mingi.

sina ujuzi nahitaji mentor

 

[and 100 others]

sina ujuzi nahitaji mentor

Haya masuala hayana mentor, nikupe story moja very funny?

 

[cocastic]

Sio kwa cute

 

[and 100 others]

We hebu lala acha kutujazia server, ebo!!

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Haya masuala hayana mentor, nikupe story moja very funny?

karibu....

 

[and 100 others]

karibu....

Kuna jamaa alikuwa hajawahi kula tunda kimasihara, sasa akaenda kwa mganga wa kienyeji ili amfundishe na kumpa mbinu za namna ya kula tunda.
Sasa Mganga akamwambia kwanza kabisa aje na pisi kali, jamaa akaleta pisi kali, Mganga akamuambia vueni nguo wote, haya kijana panda hapo juu, haya chomeka mzigo. Jamaa akachomeka.

MGANGA: Sasa kijana nikipiga ngoma unachomeka, nikipiga tena unachomoa sawa?

KIJANA: Sawa mganga.

MGANGA: Kijana hakikisha unaendana na mdundo wa ngoma usikosee hata kidogo.

KIJANA: Sawa Mganga.

mganga akaanza kupiga ngoma akipiga jamaa anachomeka, akipiga jamaa anachomoa, jamaa aliponogewa akapiga kelele akisema "Mganga ongeza spidi, ongeza spidi mganga"

MGANGA: Kijana usinifundishe kazi.
KIJANA: Mganga nakuomba ongeza spidi ya kupiga ngoma.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Kuna jamaa alikuwa hajawahi kula tunda kimasihara, sasa akaenda kwa mganga wa kienyeji ili amfundishe na kumpa mbinu za namna ya kula tunda.
Sasa Mganga akamwambia kwanza kabisa aje na pisi kali, jamaa akaleta pisi kali, Mganga akamuambia vueni nguo wote, haya kijana panda hapo juu, haya chomeka mzigo. Jamaa akachomeka.

MGANGA: Sasa kijana nikipiga ngoma unachomeka, nikipiga tena unachomoa sawa?

KIJANA: Sawa mganga.

MGANGA: Kijana hakikisha unaendana na mdundo wa ngoma usikosee hata kidogo.

KIJANA: Sawa Mganga.

mganga akaanza kupiga ngoma akipiga jamaa anachomeka, akipiga jamaa anachomoa, jamaa aliponogewa akapiga kelele akisema "Mganga ongeza spidi, ongeza spidi mganga"

MGANGA: Kijana usinifundishe kazi.
KIJANA: Mganga nakuomba ongeza spidi ya kupiga ngoma.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

ntakulaje lishangazi wakati hata ku approach siwezi🤣

 

[and 100 others]

ntakulaje lishangazi wakati hata ku approach siwezi🤣

Nikupe mbinu za kutongoza?

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

Nikupe mbinu za kutongoza?

enhe😂

 

[and 100 others]

enhe😂

Ngoja kesho nitakuonesha kwa mfano.

 

[Intelligent businessman]

05:03 I mean no malice to nobody

 

[Mjep]

nimepata msiba😒

Pole sana Ms eyes

 

[National Anthem]

Aisee,kumbe kweli ,

Kwahiyo yale ma pdf ya watu ni yana ukweli??

goja nikajenge taifa taifa, kwanza.. wengine hatujui kusema uweongo..